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Autumn O. Joi

He's pissin' on undershirts man! That's a cry for help.

About Me

What to say, what to say. Let's see...I'm a 31 year old San Diego native (I don't think I look or act my age). I live in the Normal Heights area with the love of my life...my dog Spanky! Not knowing what else to really say, I guess I'll just throw out some random facts about me: Favorite color is blue, most shades of blue, but I love navy blue.--- I love Sushi, Italian and Mexican food.--- Favorite drink is tropical ice-tea.--- I believe in love at first sight. I believe you should follow your heart, even if the choice doesn't seem right at the time. And I believe everything happens for a reason and every person is brought into your life for a reason.--- I'm waiting for Prince Charming to show up and sweep me off my feet...don't think it won't happen.--- I have to admit that I watch The Hills, Laguna Beach, My Super Sweet 16, The Real World and Parental Control. I know I'm ashamed.--- I love the beach, bowling, playing pool, and singing karaoke.--- My alcoholic drink of choice is beer.--- I'm super short so even short length is too long.--- My favorite candy bar is a Peanut Butter Twix.--- I love my dog! If you have a problem with him, then you have a problem with me.--- I live in jeans, t-shirts and flip-flops.--- My big crush is Rob Dyrdek. I Love Him! I have a couple others, but they will remain nameless. --- I guess that's about it, if you want to know more, you'll have to ask!


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My Interests

karaoke, reading, movies, reality t.v., dogs, live shows, hanging with friends, forensics, shopping, coffee and conversation.My Zodiac Sign TAURUS: The Tramp----- Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as hell. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as hell. Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!

I'd like to meet:

Hmm...Gwen Stefani although I'd be so stoked I wouldn't be able to speak. Psychic Sylvia Brown so I could ask her exactly what I'm I supposed to be doing with my life. Paula Abdul so I could ask her what is really in her Coca Cola cup because we all know it has to be Jack n' Coke. But seriously, just some cool people to make new friendships with and maybe find some old friends.

Music:

All kinds: No Doubt, White Stripes, , Morrissey/The Smiths, NERD, Eminem, Jack Johnson, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, BEPs, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Pearl Jam, Beck, NIN, Staind, Tegan and Sara, Lily Allen, Tool, Def Tones, Unwritten Law

Movies:

Adam Sandler movies, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Kevin Smith films, Jaws, Casino, Good Fellas, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Better Off Dead, Office Space, and for some strange reason Amadeus

Television:

The Office, Family Guy, Viva La Bam!, CSI, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Real World, American Idol, MXC, Project Runway, Top Chef, Hell's Kitchen, What Not to Wear, The Girls Next Door
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Books:

He's Just Not That Into You, Ten Stupid Mistakes Woman Make To Mess Up Their Lives, Face It, You Weren't That Into Him Either, any kind of murder mystery type of book and cook books. I love to read through cook books!


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Heroes:

Wonderwoman, Daphne from Scooby Doo, Gwen Stefani and Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter...any woman with boobs like that who can run in hooker shoes and still catch a criminal is okay in my book!!
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SURVEY TIME!!!
1. How tall are you barefoot? 4'll"

2. Do you own a gun? Nope

3. Rehab? No way

4. Do you get nervous before “meeting the parents”? Of course!

5. What do you think of your friends? Shit, depends on which ones you are talking about.

6. What’s your favorite Christmas song? I HATE Christmas music.

7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Vanilla Latte, thank you!

8. Do you do push-ups? Yeah, but not very well.

9. Are you vegitarian? No way!

10. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Drug them. Nah, um...I don't know my smile, my sense of humor and my scent, I like to smell good.

11. Do you own a knife? Kitchen knives.

12. Do you have A.D.D.? Not that's been diagnosed.

13. Date Of Birth? 5/20/76

14. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: 1) I want a man! 2) I want to go home 3) I don't want to go to the grocery store

15. Name the last 3 things you have bought? 1) Bare Minerals make up 2) A picture of me and my sister on a bull 3) Lunch

16. Name five drinks you regularly drink: Coke Zero, Coffee, Propel, Water, Beer

17. What time did you wake up today? 6am...woohoo, I was on time!!!

18. Current hair? Long, curly, brown and that is the hair on my head mind you.

19. Current worry? Too many to list.

20. Current hate? Ooh....hate is a strong word.

21. Favorite place to be? Hawaii.

22. Least favorite place to be? Uh, work, hello??

23. Where would you like to go? Anywhere tropical.

24. Do you own slippers? Yeppers.

25. What do you think you’ll be in 10 yrs? Happily married hopefully.

26. Do you burn or tan? Tan for the most part.

27. Last thing you ate? Chili.

28. Would you be a pirate? Shit yes.

29. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? God! A week ago!!!

30. What songs do you sing in the shower? None.

31. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? A pirate and a headless man on a bike.

32. Last thing that made you laugh? A stupid email from a tard co-worker.

33. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Strawberry Shortcake.

34. Worst injury you’ve ever had? Chemical burn on my face from facial hair remover.

35. How many TVs do you have in your house? One.

36. Who is your loudest friend? Tara.

37. Who is your most silent friend? Not sure.

38. Does someone have a crush on you? God I hope so!
39. Do you wish on stars? Yeah.

40. What is your favorite book? Hmm...I got lots.

41. What is your favorite candy? Peanut Butter Twix.

42. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Better Together by Jack Johnson.

43. What song do you want played at your funeral? Ooh, good one. I haven't thought of that!

44. What were you doing 12AM last night? Sleeping surprisingly.

45. Do you love someone? Kind of.

My Blog

It's All Over But the Crying

Everything you think you know baby Is wrong And everything you think you had baby Is gone Certain things turn ugly when you think too hard And nagging little thoughts change into things you can't tur...
Posted by Autumn on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:50:00 PST

Can't Cry These Tears

I just don't care anymore I've reached the end of the rope I just don't care anymore Won't cry these tears anymore Can't find it in the bible Can't find it on t.v. Can't find it in diamonds There...
Posted by Autumn on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:47:00 PST