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Risus Sardonicus

Myself, do joy in naught except thou livest.

About Me

I'm a devout, republican Christian. And now that I've alienated most of the people on my friends list, I suppose...well...it depeds on how well you know me. Too people I don't know, I'm very quiet and reserved. To people I kind of know, I guess I'm quiet and occasionally have outbursts of sarcasm and wit. Too people who know me very well (as you must) I am a Kramer-like being, random, making jerky movements at odd times, saying bits of information that sound as part of an exostential whole while really being an autonomous collective of ramblings developed during the wee hours of the night when I am awake wrestling with the unknowns of God and the universe. A mischieveous, quick-witted creature of mirth and pleasure. A bright light in a world of dark confusion and distracion. a noble, royal prescence that cacades across time and substance, a born leader who commands with mercy and justice. A beautiful, radiant, almost mythical being. A holy, blessed woman who's glory is from and steps are ordained to success and goodness all her days. A humble, gentle angel of... Hey! What are you doing typing on my MySpace!?! Get off you! Get off! *struggle* Now what was my little brainwashed manservant typing This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

None. At least nothing you're interested in. No, no, you can't fool me. I can tell it by looking at you. You're not interested, why bother? Okay maybe you are, but that's no excuse.
BRITAIN
Bis forBoisterous
Ris forRebellious
Iis forImportant
Tis forTrustworthy
Ais forAmorous
Iis forImportant
Nis forNefarious What Does Your Name Mean?

I'd like to meet:

Charlie Chaplin, Julius Ceasar, and my future husband.Oh yeah,...and Jesus.

Music:

Anything, as long as it's not full of obsenities and cliches, or Hilary Duff. Yeah that's right, I just dogged on the teen idol of the month and I liked it.

Movies:

See above, only I like the cliched movies too.

Television:

Seinfeld, Star Trek (all), Monty Python, Fraiser, most cartoons, except those stupid American "Japanese" shows like Yu-Gi-Oh and Megaman. Yeah, that's right. I just dogged a multi-million dollar corporation. Stay tuned Disney, you're time is coming.

Books:

All, well most. Yeah most because there's a lot of "adult literature" out there and we ain't talking Charles Dickens.

Heroes:

Got any? Oh yeah,...and Jesus.
Men See You As Choosy
Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait How Do Men See You?
Your 80s Heartthrob Is
Bill Gates Who's Your 80's Heartthrob?
Your Hat Personality Is A
Fedora What Hat Are You?
You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls
You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back.
You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl. How Girlie Are You?
You are White Chocolate
You have a strong feminine side with a good bit of innocence thrown in.
Whether your girlish ways are an act or not, men like to take care of you.
You are an understated beauty, and your power is often underestimated! What Kind of Chocolate Are You?
Your Fashion Style is Classic
You like what's stood the test of time...
Simple, well styled clothes that don't scream trendy
You stay updated and modern, but your clothes stay in style for a while
You wouldn't be caught in animal prints, fake fur, or super bright colors What's Your Fashion Style?
You Are a Good Student of Men
You're pretty good at knowing what men are thinking
But you're not dead on 100% of the time
Let your guy off the hook sometimes... because you may be reading him all wrong! How Well Do You Understand Men?
You Are a Very Good Girl
You are 90% Good and 10% Bad
You're a perfect angel - almost impossibly so
Don't you ever feel like being a little bad?!? Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?
You Are Sexy Black Boots
You only look like you could walk all over someone... What Kind of Boots Are You?
You Belong in Rome
You're a big city girl with a small town heart
Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome
Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand
And gorgeous Italian men - could life get any better? What City Do You Belong In?
You Are Uptown
You are classy, cultured, and well educated. You are an expert on the finer things in live.
Your city girl persona loves all of the opportunities a city offers. Are You Uptown or Downtown?
Your Reputation Is: Mystery Girl
You're the girl that everyone is trying to figure out.
Men are attracted to your intriguing persona - and women want to copy it! What's Your Reputation?
Your Celebrity Style Twin is Gwen Stefani
Trendsetting, unique, and stylish. Who's Your Celebrity Style Twin?
You are a Brainy Girl!
Whether you're an official student or a casual learner, you enjoy hitting the books.
You know a little bit about everything, and you're always dying to know more.
For a guy to win your heart, he's got to share some of your intellectual interests.
A awesome book collection of his own doesn't hurt either! What Kind of Girl Are You?
Your Life is Like
Being John Malkovich What John Cusack movie are you?
Your Makeup Look Is
Dramatic Eyes with Naked Lips
You rock an edgy, modern look with feminine grace What's Your Signature Makeup Look?
You Are a Feminine Beauty!
You make any guy feel like a man, simply by standing next to him
You have a classic womanly appeal - and you've got a look for every occasion
This doesn't mean that you can't kick back in (designer) jeans and sneakers
You just prefer to be girly and sweet as often as possible What Type of Beauty Are You?
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?
Your Celebrity Boob Twin:
Angelina Jolie Who's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?
You Are Sophisticated Sexy
You're a classy woman, and you carry yourself with grace.
Most men are in awe of you, and even a bit intimidated by you.
You always make sure you're looking great, from head to toe.
And your charm and wit gets you on the good side of everyone you meet. What Kind of Sexy Are You?
Your Glamour Icon Is
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. What Glamour Icon Best Represents You?
Your Element is Fire
Your power color: red
Your energy: hot
Your season: spring
Like a fire, you are full of power and light.
A born leader, you easily draw people toward you.
You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous.
You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention. What Element Are You?
Your Style is 1950s
High heels, pretty dresses, classic makeup...
You're a feminine beauty who knows how to play up her assets! What Decade Matches Your Style?

My Blog

A Brillant Literary Observation

Okay, so I was sitting in my dorm room at 12:45 a.m. watching "Hans Christian Andersen" which stars Danny Kaye and he's having a dream sequence about the girl he loves. Anyway, she puts on this weddin...
Posted by Risus Sardonicus on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:34:00 PST

You guys, I did something bad Monday...

Okay, so there's this kid in my math class (Name of course: What is Math?) and Monday he came in complaining about his stomach hurting. So I knid of roll my eyes and we get to talling and he complains...
Posted by Risus Sardonicus on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:33:00 PST

Tuesdays with Morrie

Hello, I just recently finished the book "Tuesdays with Morrie" which is the true life account of proffessor Morrie Shwartz written by one of his old and dearly-beloved students as Morrie was dying fr...
Posted by Risus Sardonicus on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:19:00 PST

A Day of Firsts

Yesterday I ate my first Gummi Bear. It was red. I had always abstained from eating these little gelatin treats because they are a fruity candy and I do not eat real fruit so why would I like the fake...
Posted by Risus Sardonicus on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:46:00 PST

Well, it begins here...

Well folks,   Today is the first day of the rest of my life (to be cliche). Actually, after 12:00 p.m. today the entire campus will be pretty much cleared out for Thanksgiving. All of u...
Posted by Risus Sardonicus on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 07:53:00 PST

Don't ask...

Batboy: The Musical At Cornells Risley Theatre By. Britain Valenti Allow me to set the stage (no pun intended) upon walking into Cornells Risley Theater for the production of Batboy. For o...
Posted by Risus Sardonicus on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 07:51:00 PST

A rather depressing blog

This is a rather depressing blog. See, I was walking out of my Italian class. I had gotten a bad grade on my midterm, but that wasn't so bad because I had made nothing but A's on everything else so I ...
Posted by Risus Sardonicus on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:26:00 PST

The Recipe for the Perfect Monty Python Episode

Okay, this is probably not going to make any sense to anyone except Michael Jefferson and until he gets real and gets a Myspace this is just for my own joy and pleasure (and, lets face ...
Posted by Risus Sardonicus on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 02:45:00 PST

What HAVE you been doing?

Sorry, I haven't been updating like I should. It's been Midterms!!! YAY! MIDTERMS! FUN! Anyway, I just got out of my last exam (I've had two, yeah, poor thing) and I decided to waste an hour listening...
Posted by Risus Sardonicus on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 08:09:00 PST

More Stuff I No Longer Have...

Now that New Orleans has gone under for a second marination, I have decided to post an additional "Stuff I no longer have" blog, just because I though of more stuff, and I don't feel like writing abou...
Posted by Risus Sardonicus on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 10:31:00 PST