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| View | Add FavoriteIf you are wondering what the hell that is above this, then don't worry about it. Let's just say that a trip to the porno shop with a bunch of buddies always ends up with something stupid happening. And stupid shit always ends up on camera. If you don't understand or think that we are sick, I don't really give a fuck. Well lets see... I like most things that guys in their 20's like, sports, music, drinking, sex and cars. After four years of busting my ass for the Guard, I am finally free of all of the constraints of military life. I am now back in school getting a degree in something that actually intrests me. Unlike a lot of my friends from high school that I run into who rushed off to college and ended up with a bachelors in Bullshit. If you have any questions... Just ask. Oh, if that slideshow above does not apply to your type of lifestyle or offends you, then watch the PG-13 rated one below. But be careful, you might be in it.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tanner
Birthday: October 23rd
Birthplace: Fort Worth, TX
Current Location: Back In Fort Worth
Eye Color: I am Color Deficient, Your Guess I as Good as Mine
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: English/Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Those really cool work boots and then my Reefs
Your Weakness: Jagermeister - I hate that stuff
Your Fears: Being attacked by naked zombie girls
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything From Big John's on Greene after a long night on Duval St.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Meet a local girl that is not a Psycho
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Never use that shit
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where does the wood come from?
Your Best Physical Feature: Those cute little calves
Your Bedtime: Whenever my head hits the pillow
Your Most Missed Memory: My house in Honolulu
Pepsi or Coke: DR. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Single Dates, Group Sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Fuck Tea
Do you Smoke: Used to from time to time
Do you Swear: Like the Sailor I am
Do you Sing: Every chance I get to
Do you Shower Daily: At least, if not twice
Have you Been in Love: Never
Do you want to go to College: I want to finish college
Do you want to get Married: Not Until I Grow Up
Do you belive in yourself: Nope, I let other people steer my life...WTF?
Do you get Motion Sickness: I work on a ship
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course, once again I am a sailor
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope, I quit that stuff a while ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not allowed to, but if I was.....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: You have to have one around to go to one right?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a fan of them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not a fan of that either
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yup, at Irish Kevin's for Te-kill-ya shots
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yup, in the canal behind my house
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah, the show, someones lunch money and a few V Cards
Ever been Drunk: One more time, Sailor
Ever been called a Tease: Who hasn't?
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Get eaten by a Shark or a Firing Squad
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Sugar Daddy
What country would you most like to Visit: I would like to go back to Costa Rica...Pura Vida
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Who cares
Favourite Hair Color: Preferably dark, but I am not one to turn a blonde down, for that matter, Redheads work as well
Short or Long Hair: As long as its still up there I will talk to you
Height: Less than 6', Wookies need not apply
Weight: This is a Damned if you do, Damned if you don't question
Best Clothing Style: Something sleek, sexy and daring always works
Number of Drugs I have taken: Countless numbers back in Nam
Number of CDs I own: Ipod....
Number of Piercings: Zilch...But I do like girls that are pierced
Number of Tattoos: 4 with more on the way...extremely addictive
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not one Damn thing
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You Are Whiskey
You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day Every day, in fact. And make that a few. What alcoholic drink are you?
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Your Inner Child Is Surprised
You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things. How Is Your Inner Child?

Music:

Revis, Tool, Wolfmother, Ra, Smile Empty Soul, Silvertide, Ben Harper, Peeping Tom, Manson, Hinder, pretty much a mixture of stuff, and many more to come.....
Your Band Name is:
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You Are a Freedom Rocker!
You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
Your kind showed the world how to rock
Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Movies:

You know, all of the classics of my generation....Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Pulp Fiction, Top Gun, Blow, Days of Thunder, Wayne's World, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Donnie Darko. Get the picture?

Television:


Your Daddy Is George Clinton
What You Call Him: Daddy Dearest

Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings Who's Your Daddy?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Your Monster Profile
Cruel Nightmare

You Feast On: Olives

You Lurk Around In: Swingers Clubs and Brothels

You Especially Like to Torment: Anyone In Your Way What's Your Monster Name? Tequila

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My Blog

I WAS NOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT, I AM FINE.

I don't know who came up with the news that I was in the ICU after a bad car accident. I'm not. I am fine there wasn't any accident.
Posted by Tanner on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST

The Letter Fucking Came!

The stress of not knowing if it was going to come or not is gone. I am now officially accepted to A&M Galveston! You know what this means now don't you? I guess I have to hang up all the Longhorns...
Posted by Tanner on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:02:00 PST

News and Updates

The Latest, hmmm.... Well for one I am glad that the semester is over. I got told that my profile disgusted someone. That made me laugh. Too bad that someone obviously hasn't experienced life "outside...
Posted by Tanner on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:14:00 PST

Isn't it Strange What the Future Made Us Say?

Hmmm...Not much to pass tonight. I put new pictures in the slideshow if that's your thing. I am trying my hardest to figure something out for Fantasy Fest. I have to go to my Grandfather's Memorial se...
Posted by Tanner on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:25:00 PST

Ha, Irony flows like a river through all of those around me.

For the few of you that actually read these, Do you ever get wierd feelings that something is happening, had happened or is getting ready to happen? Take for instance, last week I was in the proccess ...
Posted by Tanner on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 10:46:00 PST

Home At Last

Well, It all finally came to an end. Can you believe that it's been four years already? Where did the time go? It feels like it was just yesterday when I moved out to Honolulu. I am kind of having a c...
Posted by Tanner on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:19:00 PST

The Trip to Tampa

Just a list of random findings/happenings that went on while we went to Tampa last weekend for Tattoofest.Guns N Roses sounds great when cranked up really loud in the middle of the road while traffic ...
Posted by Tanner on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:52:00 PST

St. Patty and I

Workin' on St. Patty's..Awesome!! While all of you pukes are out pissing the night away, I am here looking like the super loser surfing the internet on a Friday night. Cheers. I hope you all have the ...
Posted by Tanner on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:15:00 PST

Outdoor showers, iTunes, RAZR's, and the Dirty Sanchez

They all make sense to me. How hard would it be to fix someones major fuck-up? Turn the handle, water comes out of the shower head...not here. You gotta turn the handle, pray to whatever god you ...
Posted by Tanner on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:45:00 PST

How to fuck up a diesel engine, rip it apart, and rebuild it- in 48 hours

Where do I start? Let's see...I need to go home, I need to get drunk, I need to get laid. 45 days at sea without your woman is complete torture. It's almost over though. Only 10 more days left. T...
Posted by Tanner on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:18:00 PST