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About Me

I've been told my life is one big vacation. I believe thats debatable...and I have not yet chosen where I stand on that matter. I love life's simplicities....strong coffee, stiff drinks, a lucrative fishing trip, and the beauty of the male breed. I'm not a planner...if I do make plans I probably won't show up as promised. I never sleep - I get too wrapped up thinking or playing something gay on xbox. I find peace in being on the ocean. I work in advertising so I am a professional bull-shitter. I'm not nice but I can be quite charitable. I will either hate you or love you and at times I can shift between the two in about 15 seconds. I love to argue because in the end I can always convince you that I am right. I'm pretty funny...and its been known that things will come out of my mouth you will never hear in your life. I am full of randomness and probably think more like a man than a woman. In general, I'd have to say I can be your best friend...or perhaps (after a few drinks and a smoke) your worst nightmare.4dc6cb=
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My Interests

Fishing, Snorkeling, Spearfishing, Golf, Bocce, Tattoos, Interesting People, Crazy Stories, Writing a Book, Fine Dining, Fine Wine, Fine Men, My Beagles, Giving presents, Smokey Lounge Music, Xbox, Doing Absolutely Nothing, Hitting the Beach, Men, Sex, Money, My Life, Local Gossip, Shooting the Shit, Cold Beverages...

I'd like to meet:

A good looking man with a large package....and I don't mean the UPS man.

Music:

2pac, 8ball, 50 Cent, Afroman, Akon, Amy Winehouse, Anthony Hamilton, Audioslave, Augustana, Beautiful Girls, Beck, Ben Harper, Ben Kweller, Billie Holiday, Blood,Sweat&Tears, Briscoe, Busta Rhymes, Cat Power, Chingy, Chris Cornell, Citizen Cope, Clipse, Coldplay, Common, Corrine Bailey Rae, Cypruss Hill, D'angelo, D4L, Damien Rice, Daughtry, David Banner, David Gray, Default, DMX, Donovan Frankenreiter, The Doors, Dr. Dre, Ella Fitzgerald, Eminem, Etta James, Everclear, Fiona Apple, Frank Sinatra, The Fray, Fuel, G Unit, G. Love, Gavin Degraw, Gnarls Barkley, Incubus, India.Arie, Jack Johnson, Jamie Lidell, Jay-Z, Jim Jones, JOHN LEGEND, John Mayer, Johnathan Rice, Justin Timberlake, Juvenile, Kanye West, Lauryn Hill, Led Zeppelin, Lil' Jon, Lil' Kim, Lil' Wayne, Lloyd, Lloyd Banks, Ludacris, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Macy Gray, Manny Fresh, Mason Jennings, Nas, Nelly, Nelly Furtado, No Doubt, O.A.R., Obie Trice, Outkast, Pepper, Prince, R. Kelly, Ray Lamontage, Res, Rick Ross, The Roots, Shinedown, Snoop Dogg, Soundgarden, T.I., Train, Trick Daddy, Trina, U2, Ying Yang Twins, Young Jeezy, Young Joc, Yung Wun, Chrisette Michelle, Raheem DeVaughn, Rahsaan Patterson, Wyclef, The Blow

Movies:

The story of my life.....and the obnoxious drunken movies I make about it...

Television:

Family Guy, Ali G., The Simpsons, Cops, Robot Chicken, Stupid Reality TV Shows, and anything stupid or offensive.

Books:

Reading Lolita in Tehran, Kindred, City of Night, Midnight in the Garden of Good & Evil, Mr. Sebastian & The Negro Magician, Iceman:Confessions of a Mafia Contract Killer, Choke, 20Something 20Everything, The 5 Secrets You Must Discover Before You Die

My Blog

My Best Characteristics...

Well, this week has been great! I was left by a man I quite enjoyed and I'd rather commit suicide than go to work because I hate it that much, and my mortgage is increasing to $6300/month. How am I?...
Posted by Jill on Sat, 31 May 2008 04:03:00 PST

The admittance of defeat...

Its funny how things go. I'm not one to ever ask for help but I felt that if I ever needed it I had a few people that "owed me" for the amount of favors, kindness, compassion, bail money, dinners whe...
Posted by Jill on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:21:00 PST

If I told you what happened....

You wouldn’t believe me. I guess this would be considered a "March Double Feature." Remember the dude that pissed on my couch? Of course you do. I’ve been stalking him and threatening ...
Posted by Jill on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:22:00 PST

The Best Key West News Story of the Year....

Care of thesmokinggun.com of course.This one touches my hear. Having taken place only two blocks from my lovely Flagler Avenue residence, I found great pleasure in the items taken into custody as evi...
Posted by Jill on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:08:00 PST

I’m already pulled over...I can’t pull over any further.....

This is why I never leave the porch when I am high. So, I get this bright idea that I will run to the store to grab some cigarettes. Seems harmless. I’m high as a kite and typically don&rsquo...
Posted by Jill on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:28:00 PST

Im pissed...no pun intended

Ahhhhh yes. That subject may certainly throw you off. I'll tell you what throws me off though...last night. Here I was, cooking dinner etc, when an unexpected visitor arrives. This visitor had obv...
Posted by Jill on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:00:00 PST

Newsflash: I am NOT a homosexual...

Yeah, I know. Kind of a strange subject, huh? Did you ever see that movie...Bridget Jones's Diary (or whatever it was called)? Remember that part where she is sure her fiance is slee...
Posted by Jill on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:11:00 PST

Not your average blog from me...Do something supportive!

Yeah, I know this blog is going to throw each and every one of you of coming from Ms. Blackheart! BUT, in light of Vetran's Day...do something to show your support. Adopt a soldier/pen pal or send a...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:27:00 PST

A long painful weekend in paradise

Ahhhh...yessss. It was a long one to say the least. I guess it all kicked off Friday when I decided I was going to toss a steak on the barbie. We have our grill hooked up to the main propane tank t...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:32:00 PST

You Know You're High When...

You walk into the kitchen hoping to have the ingredients to make a bacon, egg, and cheese croissant. When to your amazement, you fling open the fridge doors to find everything but cheese. Then proce...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:27:00 PST