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Noel Boyt

I am here for Networking

About Me

I had a broken heart and a skateboard, but I will eventually end up having to raise a family in the subburs of some shit hole. I then will suffer a minor heart attack leaving me with that inner lust for true death. I will die and have a scottish funeral which includes having my limbs torn from my carcass and sent to individual locations throughout the world I either hated or loved, either way it will bring me great pleasure in the after life.

My Interests

Unecissary bleeding from all the orphases of my body, being serious about riding a piece of wood, and living in the suburbs.

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom on a good day.

Music:

Those who know, know, those who don't should purchase some G.G. Allin as soon as your yuppie corpse allows your brain time away from this computer. G.G. Allin.

Movies:

Conan the Barbarian, Hated, Gummo, and that footage of that guy on ogrish.com, I can't get enough of it.

Television:

Ask Justin Shardy for my answer.

Books:

Any biography about some one's life who is or was completely fucked up.

Heroes:

Conan the mother fucking Barbarian, Justin Shardy, G.G. Allin, The Night Stalker, David Hasselhoff, and how typical/cute...my parets. ahhhh, I think I just soiled my self.