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Music:

Cannible corpse, GWAR, killswitch engage, blood has been shed, wicked wisdom, haste the day, it dies today, many more...
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Movies:

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How to make a Ryan
Ingredients:
0 parts friendliness
6 parts ambition
2 parts
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and masterbate vigorously. Serve with a slice of pie and a pinch of crack. Yum, I'm high!
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Personality cocktail
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Television:

A bunch of crap guys watch!

Books:

enders game, shadow of the hegemon, xenoside, enders shadow, shadow pupets, children of the mind, starship troopers...basicly science fiction crap
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ryan stoddard
Birthday: 5-19-92 Cursor by nuthinbutnet.net
Birthplace: chrondors' layer
Current Location: where the hell do u think! at the computer!
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: green
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: too many to count
The Shoes You Wore Today: black vans
Your Weakness: nut sack
Your Fears: ur mom's face
Your Perfect Pizza: shut the hell up pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a goal to achieve
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: up urs doosh
Thoughts First Waking Up: 5 more minuts
Your Best Physical Feature: biceps
Your Bedtime: when im done with your mom
Your Most Missed Memory: when i didnt see you
Pepsi or Coke: im addicted to coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mc fatty
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: depends witch one they dont spit in
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: hell ya mutha f**ker
Do you Sing: only in my shower
Do you Shower Daily: not really theres an evil monkey in the tub
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: nope
Do you belive in yourself: nope
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yea
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, death and destruction
Do you play an Instrument: no but ur mom played my skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope.. ive eatin a shit load more
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ur moms fish taco
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: 7 times
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yep
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: with a hooker by my side
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: molester
What country would you most like to Visit: anywere away from you!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or black
Short or Long Hair: idk
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 90-120
Best Clothing Style: skimpy.. mabey a skool girl outfit... or wutever
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 50
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1.. being born
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE THIS FUCKING SURVEY!
MICK
Mis forMentaly
Iis forInsane
Cis forCrack
Kis forKing What The Fuck Does Your Name Mean?

Heroes:

I worship the dark lord Chrondor... chiken sacrifices every tuesday!
Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name your mom
Super Power Incredible Stamina
Enemy The Landlord
Mode Of Transportation Shopping Cart
Weapon Condoms

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