being cheesy is eeeaaasssyyy

I married the coolest person (besides myself of course) in the world. I am a full time student, and am pursuing a career as an art dealer. Now for the good shit...i can say every line to 4 movies that i know of for sure, and my husband gets so annoyed cause i recite them as we're watching and they are: Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman, Alice in Wonderland, and Little Mermaid! How awesome is that! I know , you cant believe it, well believe this, i can rap every word to like 8 2Pac songs, but i dont feel like listing them, just know that i can. Some of my other talents include drinking an absurd amount of espresso, and then passing out. Driving and texting while i apply mascara. Interesting fact, I have eaten a bagel practically every day of my life for about 14 years now, and am magically not sick of it. I am also amazing at making up cool words that you dont know aren't a word till you think about it, such as "dignancy". That's my most famous one, and i used to think it was a real word until a teacher told me i was wrong, and i just made it up, and then i felt unbelievably awesome in front of the whole class. I can put my feet behind my head. I can get wasted off of 3 drinks, and thats not even the cool part...i will first begin the awesomeness by calling the bar tender that got me there "my good man" or if it's a female "M'lady", making he/she my kindered friend. At this point in the evening/morning i become desperate to kaeroke and will go any where to do it, whether its an actual kaeroke bar, or my car, or someone else's car, restaurants, it doesn't matter just as long as i'm singing "Little Red Corvette" while displaying my most bad ass, sexy moves...intoxicating. I know, I know, you cant handle this, and are desperate to hear more, but unfortunately i cant keep going on about my talents cause this page just aint big enough, and its not fair to others because it might make them feel not great about themselves, and thats not what im tryin to do here. Im not trying to hurt those less awesome than I. I know my limits, I know when to stop rubbing my awesomeness in peoples frikin faces. MyGen Profile Generator