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Keri

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About Me

For those of you who know me...you know me. And for those of you who don't...some things i like or like the "idea" of---talking shit, swinging, cliches, 3 hour 4 bloody sunday brunches, almost getting caught, sarcasm, coffee table books, bantering, making a living by having a conversation, people watching (and making up a story of their lives),laughing at myself and others, parachuting and big words. Some things that I particulary don't...practical gifts, people who use phrases like LOL and LMAO (what's with that anyway? spell it out), getting caught up in details and the smell of spaghetti sauce and dish soap really makes me ill.

Your Birthdate: August 14
You work well with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for you.
It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy!
You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around.
But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long.
Your strength: Your superstar charisma
Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you
Your power color: Fuchsia
Your power symbol: Diamond
Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean? Keri --
[noun]:
An aphrodisiac made of cucumbers
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Keri
Birthday: August 14, 1975
Birthplace: Lewiston, ME
Current Location: Auburn, ME
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: french, oui
The Shoes You Wore Today: Keen
Your Weakness: swedish fish
Your Fears: everything being normal
Your Perfect Pizza: deep dish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: top dog on the board
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey, what r u doing
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck....
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair
Your Bedtime: morning
Your Most Missed Memory: fort building
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk until they changed the fries
Single or Group Dates: is there sex involved??
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: only when I breathe
Do you Swear: like a cheap whore
Do you Sing: only when it gets me somewhere
Do you Shower Daily: I try
Have you Been in Love:
Do you want to go to College: again, yes
Do you want to get Married: in a gay way?
Do you belive in yourself: abso-fucking-lutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: in the backseat
Do you think you are Attractive: my sister says that I do
Are you a Health Freak: uhhh, no
Do you get along with your Parents: unfortunately
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, with everything still plugged in
Do you play an Instrument: do the spoons count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: only once when I was sober
&..39;In the past month have you Smoked:' like a champ
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes and waiting for a second
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not that I'm aware of
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no...waxy filling
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: more please
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm on stage everyday
In the past month have you been Dumped: not yet
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not yet, but does naked in a graveyard count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: is my probation officer behind this?
Ever been Drunk: not since the last time I was
Ever been called a Tease: often
Ever been Beaten up: not yet
Ever Shoplifted: shamefully so
How do you want to Die: by shark attack
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: king of the world
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything free from cataracts or lazy eye
Favourite Hair Color: anything from a bottle
Short or Long Hair: both has it's benefits
Height: it doesn't matter when you're laying down
Weight: same as above
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: I was ordered not to divulge that information
Number of CDs I own: I made the switch to XM
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 10 squared
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My Interests

people watching, over-analyzing behaviors, things of which we do not speak

I'd like to meet:

Christ (while on the cross tour), Tutti from the Facts of Life, Papa Smurf, Jimmy Hoffa (go union!!), the Men in Black, Grammie Day.

Music:

day glo 60's, easy listening and disco 70's, songs that made me 80's, anything from the 90's and whatever moves me now.

Movies:

Purple Rain, GREASE, Apocalypse Now, Star Wars (the entire trilogy), Godfather I and II (three really sucked), Jaws, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm St., The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles (noticing a theme here?), the Sound of Music, Annie, Casino, Goodfellas, Lord of the Rings...and of course, Superman (Christopher Reeves style).

Television:

Saturday morning School House Rock (conjunction junction, what's your function), Electric Company, The Jeffersons, Maude, Courtship of Eddie's Father, Mary Tyler Moore, Rhoda, Alice(kiss my grits), Bosom Buddies, The Brady Bunch, Eight is Enough, Facts of Life, Family Ties, One Day at a Time, Bionic Woman (and Man), any after school or made for TV movie with Kristy McNichol, The Cosby Show, ROSEANNE, 21 Jump Street, Absolutely Fabulous, ER (in the 90's), Law and Order (original and SVU), The Sopranos, The L Word, Dexter, Queer as Folk, Nip/Tuck.

Books:

Anything Judy Blume, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, Where the Red Fern Grows, The Giving Tree, Dr. Seuss rules!!, Watership Down, Little Women, The Wizard of OZ, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (do you have your towel?), anything Kurt Vonnegut (and so it goes), In Cold Blood, On the Road...

Heroes:

people that can bend metal with their minds, tie cherry stems with their tongues and leap from tall buildings in a single bound