[Duh] Keeeks

I was born a poor asian child, but grew up to be a decidedly non-kosher Jew.
I am an overemotional and extremely biased crackhead with a short temper and a bad habit of anthropomorphizing household appliances and stuffed animals. I truly believe that being surrounded by toasters, blenders, and clock radios with fully realized personalities helps keep me grounded - except for that goddamned microwave that keeps telling me to hurt the children. Paco, my stuffed koala bear and confidante, is unrepentantly addicted to glue and sodomy.
I'm a big fan of propaganda, and I can spend hours reading fashion magazines just to get off learning new techniques to manipulate people. I'm an arrogant, charismatic, megalomaniacal future messiah figure. I've also been known to be available in cartons.
I am currently undergoing a massive amount of sexual healing and am accepting offers from men who feel a need to nurture and give long, sloppy handjobs.
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