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schmEmily

Running is cheaper than therapy

About Me


I really, really, REALLY like jokes! I like to run and take photographs!DDR & Guitar Hero are my new favorite PS2 games! Who knew?My new obsession: My road bike! unfortunately, i really only get to use it on cross train days, as i am training for my first marathon.
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My Interests

photography/all art, snowboarding, golf, puzzles, Trivial Pursuit and any other board game, NY Times crosswords, sodoku, jokes, uncontrollable laughter, dancing, running, swimming, biking, kayaking, wine & beer. Not necessarily in that order. I also like soy lattes, iced or hot, depending on the time of year and really only those served at Tupelo's or the Naked Lounge, flowers, especially tulips and gardenias (they smell nice...at least the latter one does) I like a lot of cheesey movies. I like to get my hair done, pedicures with my girls, B-B-Q's, the beach. I Really love the beach!

I'd like to meet:

Very funny people who can laugh at themselves. People who are just as open-minded as me. People who wake up in the morning and piss excellence. People who laughed at that last line.
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Music:

The Beatnuts, Prince, De La Soul, Gwen Stefani, Black Eyed Peas, Blackalicious, the Strokes, Tim McGraw, Tom Petty, Moloko, Portishead, Modest Mouse, Garth Brooks, Johnny Cash, mazzy star, tom petty, chopin, GG Amos, J's House, al green, tina turner, the killers, the phenomanauts, missy elliot, CCR, the Beatles, Simon & Garfunkel, Etta James, pretty much anything I can sing or dance to...

Movies:

Talladega Nights, Secretary, Freeway, Better Off Dead, Spaceballs, Best in Show, Fight club, Spinal Tap...Stranger than fiction, goonies, mean girls, goodfellas, malibu's most wanted, all the harry potter movies, caddyshack, happy gilmore, major league, zoolander, I could go on. napoleon dynamite, x-men, x2, Shopgirl, Happy Endings, Thumbsucker

Television:

24, The Sopranos, Six feet under, SNL (when it was funny), Las Vegas, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, Jeopardy, that 70's show, law and order, the daily show, chappelle show...

Books:

all the Harry Potter books, memoirs of a geisha, sideways, glamorama, Running with scissors, Dry, lots of different fiction,

Heroes:

my parents, my grandmother

My Blog

Pirates!

Saturday Night:Some friends and I rode our bikes to the Make-a-Wish Boil n' Fry.  Awesome country-punkish bands, hay bales to sit upon, crawdads, corn, potatoes and local beer!  All this AND...
Posted by schmEmily on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:46:00 PST

clouds

popcorn volvo deck of cards a dragon a puppy a clown bones tennis shoes bob marley vida's head a swingline stapler a roller coaster the beach cotton candy eyes marbles a hand a lollipop a mountain &nb...
Posted by schmEmily on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 03:23:00 PST

Three cheers for Layne!

In case everyone is still worried about my keys... They have been located!  It was my own dumb-shit move that left that poor keyring in a freakin' cupboard!  It wasn't house elves or oggs! ...
Posted by schmEmily on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:27:00 PST

memory lapses

I think I lost my mind!  I don't remember how that could've happened.  Maybe blond moment? Nah, I haven't been blond in freakin years!  Aged problems?  Nah, I'm way to young at hea...
Posted by schmEmily on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:43:00 PST

Just waiting

for my very good friend Vida to call on me next! This is hardly info that everyone needs to know, but maybe she'll read it and type me something funny so I can make it through today! Her latest blog h...
Posted by schmEmily on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:10:00 PST

run, schrun

upon finishing my first half marathon, I've decided that I never ever ever want to run any further than 13 miles.  Yes, Mother Nature was hating all of us runners that morning, but I still don'...
Posted by schmEmily on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:54:00 PST

cheers to an impending problem?

so it's 11am (we were supposed to leave at 7am)  Big ups to mother nature.  Always looking out for jolly travelers that want to snowboard this weekend.  No worries though, we are troope...
Posted by schmEmily on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:18:00 PST