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.claire.

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About Me


Don't ask for my opinion if you only want me to say what you want to hear. I play in paint and write absolute nonsense. I prefer ugly sounds as opposed to pretty ones. Solving most problems via rock, paper, scissors seems to be my preferred method. I'm an asshole that cares. No, I will not share my plans for world domination with you. Help me understand why the places that are important to me aren't open 24 hours. There are sunspots on my soul and footprints on my back, but I've never been happier - all because of Roger Moore. Do you canoodle? I do.

Hobbies: Hording candy smoke bombs, stealing ninja-star-shaped cookies and skipping ninja summer camp to sneak into the Dark Forest...just sayin'.

"I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert." - DM

My Interests

Not your computer.

Captain Awesome and the badical friend gang. I'm a lucky girl.

Live music. Ink. Dive bars. Low brow art & the politically incorrect. Laughing till my stomach hurts. Old cars. Dance. Travel. Gore. Good conversation. Human agenda. Deference. Details. Puzzles. Hole in the wall restaurants. Homemade anything. Pain distraction. Crafting. Outdoor-sy stuff. Procrastination. Stargazing. Breakfast after midnight. Being challenged. I need to go boarding more. Peanut butter makes it all better.
.This is what I think of your precious bunny.

I'd like to meet:

People who like cornbread. Commercial viewers. Mr. Bojangles.
NOT YOU.

.I found the pickle juice to my whiskey and now we're married.

NOTE: Please don't send a request to add me without sending a message first unless I already know you. I don't keep a photo gallery, and I have no desire to be a part of yours.

Music:

Pixies, Rancid, A Wilhelm Scream, The Loved Ones, The Draft, Lucero, Tiger Army, Q and not U, American Steel, Dir En Grey, Postal Service, Mars Volta, Jawbreaker, Face to Face, Less than Jake, Eagles, Cure, Misfits, Police, Janes Addiction, Ministry, Rev Horton Heat, Scissor Sisters, Neds Atomic Dustbin, Social Distortion, Dropkick Murphys, Fugazi, the Crue, Echo & the Bunnymen, Chicago, Samiam, Massive Attack, K'naan, Miles Davis, Mos Def, Erykah Badu, Thelonious Monk, NOFX, Guttermouth, Strung Out, Back to Mine, Everything but the Girl, Lawrence Arms, Bullets and Octane, Bleeding Through, Queers, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Bent, Pantera, LTJ Bukem, Chet Baker, Lamb, Fratelis, Lawrence Arms, mix CDs

Movies:

Fight Club, Pan's Labrynth, Fists of Fury, Momento, Conspirators of Pleasure, Hero, Madagascar, The Departed, Snatch, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, A Beautiful Mind, Shaun of the Dead, Office Space, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Devil's Rejects, Dead Alive, Ice Age, City of God, Flatliners, Dead Poet's Society, Princess Bride, Boondock Saints, Pretty in Pink, Corpse Bride, Mirror Mask, Hotel Rwanda, Lucky Slevin, Silent Hill, and music documentaries. Reese's Pieces & Popcorn?

Television:

Adult Swim, Sci-Fi, 24, Weeds, Heroes, Dexter, all 4 history channels, and the Standard Snowboard show.

My dog watches Animal Planet. Sometimes the Discovery Channel.

::REALITY TV = KILL YOURSELF::

Books:

Mr. Men, The Saddest Place on Earth, American Psycho, The Devil's Notebook, Radical Ecstasy, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff-Christ's Childhood Friend, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopy Pants, Green Eggs & Ham, A Wrinkle in Time, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Alchemist, Hardcore Zen: Punk Rock & Monster Movies & the Truth about Reality, The Secret Garden, old poetry, art books, anything by Andrew Vachss. It takes me about an hour to move from the front section of a bookstore.

Heroes:

The person that invented paper towels and post-it notes.
Anyone that's not a walking contradiction.
Captain Awesome. For facing the reality I choose to ignore.
...Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding...
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
Still my heart this moment
Or it might burst
Could we stay right here
Until the end of time until the earth stops turning
Wanna love you until the seas run dry
I've found the one I've waited for
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs
Wanna stay right here
Until the end of time
'Til the earth stops turning
Gonna love you until the seas run dry
I've found the one I've waited for
The one I've waited for
All I've known
All I've done
All I've felt was leading to this
Wanna stay right here
-Lamb 'Gorecki'

My Blog

always something

I thought by finishing school this past week and finally getting my AA (yes, finally halfway done with school - phew) and quitting one of my jobs that I would find so much more time for other things. ...
Posted by .claire. on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:54:00 PST

Identity Theft

"Let's steal her debit card number and spend $130 on dating services. Why? Because I'm a lonely piece of shit, that's why." Not only am I a victim of identity theft, I would love to find this asshole ...
Posted by .claire. on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:00:00 PST

monkey love

I subjected a tourist family with small children to my madness. I just couldn't help myself.
Posted by .claire. on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:11:00 PST

not just an ordinary fortune cookie

I should of noticed that no one else in the restaraunt was provided fortune cookies at the end of their meal. Me, being the typical oblivious person I am, of course did not notice. I proceed to open t...
Posted by .claire. on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:37:00 PST

teehee


Posted by .claire. on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 05:29:00 PST

BALLS

Some people need to grow some god damn balls. Making a damn decision and sticking to it would be refreshing as well.    ...
Posted by .claire. on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 04:40:00 PST

balanced scorecard

You realize you can't make everyone else happy when you're not happy. Fake smiles and laughter can get you through, but inside you're just full of fuck yous.You get tired of trying to please everyone ...
Posted by .claire. on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:56:00 PST

small hands that smell like cabbage

So, I finally did it. I did what 99f the population that resides in Tampa, Fl has done at least once in their lifetime. I went to the fair. Yes, I repeat. Went...to...the...fair. And ate cotton candy ...
Posted by .claire. on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:26:00 PST

burn the house down! burn them all!

TECO is the anti-christ. If they are not already their own ring of hell, they sure will form one soon. All of their customer service staff are the minions of some sort of demon leader of all things t...
Posted by .claire. on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:28:00 PST

the bald guy performs magic

A while ago I saw those Mr. Clean Magic Erasers in the $1 bin at Target. I've heard good things about them, so I picked one up. I recently got around to trying the thing out this past weekend. I never...
Posted by .claire. on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:13:00 PST