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martini & ROSSI

foot in mouth and head up asshole, whatchu talkin bout???

About Me

i'm jeff, i'm 25 yrs old, 6'0" and about 185, brown hair blue eyes, wear contacts cuz my eye sight sucks. i'm currently working at Club Navigo. i sell great memories and great experiences! actually, i sell timeshares, which provide great memories and great experiences. i get great deals for travel and accommadations, and i love the hours. i've worked at rain supper club, adobe gila's, red lobster, lonestar steakhouse, the spruce creek fly-in, guiseppee's pizza n pub, the groove (ahhh, scary!!!), radioshack, and now i finally got into real estate. i'm into just about everything. i love nightlife, clubbin, bar hoppin, hehe, bar crawlin, watchin football at sports bars, meetin new people, drinkin, and participating in any shenanigans.

i love sunny florida, even though it's rarely sunny for long. how is the sunshine state also the lightning capital of the world??? am i the only person that thinks this makes no sense whatsoever? why don't they just call it the lightning state??? fuckin liars!!!

i love goin to the beach and throwin a football or disc around. i like surfing but i'm not diehard about it. swimming is cool if the water's right. i don't like jellyfish...or sharks. i rode one wave with a shark's tail pokin out about 15 ft away from me and that was enough! i love cruisin the beach during busy season, cuz let's face it, there's a good amount of eye candy.

i also like goin out to movies, goin shoppin (when girls don't try every single thing on in the store), hangin out, golfing, bowling, playing pickup games of tackle football, unfortunately it's a rarety around here. when i lived in pa, we did it every single day after school. i also used to have a 4-wheeler, which was my pride and joy for my adolescense. so pretty much anything outdoors, is cool to me.

i HATE NASCAR but i love goin to the events to make fun of people and watch the races for free when every other dumb redneck in the place broke the bank to get there!!! if i'd have to root for anyone it'd be jr! he's cool and i've drank with him at fuel back in the day...which was a wednesday, might i add, cuz any time someone refers to back in the day, it was a wednesday. ya like that? put it in ur mouth, chew it, it's good. actually it was a thursday night, but who's countin. my favorite race is definitely the rolex 24 hrs. i mean, it's awesome when you have 20 guys go with you and only like 5 of them paid for tickets and the rest just sneak in via trunk of car or bed of truck, lol, shhhhh, that's our lil secret. also, when you're in that infield, it's a party and everyone's invited. YOU CAN HAVE THE LOUDEST SEX IN YOUR TENT AND NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU WITH ALL THOSE CARS CONSTANTLY GOIN AROUND!!! that's awesome!

bike week is killer! not what i thought it'd be like. those guys are badass and so are the bikes that come in from everywhere. i've worked bike week quite a few times.

i love spring break but unfortunately it's really goin downhill in a hurry. oh well. whatever.

orlando is the shit! so close and so different from daytona beach. i'd love to live there for at least a year. you'll never run outa things to do, anytime of day or night. expensive? eh, a lil, but well worth it.

i don't know if i mentioned that i'm single or not, but anyways...

...I'M SINGLE!!!! ladies don't be shy!b

well i'll probably have more on here later but i'm kinda busy so...peace out!

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

a girl that's not a complete whore, with some intelligence, some personality, and some good looks, that i can relate to... ...that doesn't have a boyfriend or past relationship issues!!! i've found a couple girls with all those listed traits except for the last two. that's the hard part :(

Music:

just about everything, it'd be shorter to just write what i don't like... ...some country i can't stand, but some is really cool!!!

Movies:

NFL - Greatest Hits



Some of NFL's hardest tackles and some that are just well... watch for someone's arm in the clip!!

Television:

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My Blog

GO SEE BORAT!!!

To anyone who has or has not seen the previews to the movie Borat, please, do yourself a favor and GO SEE THAT MOVIE!!!  I have never laughed soooo hard during a movie for such an extended period...
Posted by martini & ROSSI on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:41:00 PST

My First Thoughts on Biketoberfest of 2006...

...WAS GREAT...at first.  however on the way home (early, because i had to work this morning), i was takin I-95 home, as always and i was tryin to reply to a text message when i didn't realize th...
Posted by martini & ROSSI on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

Cleveland Browns

Q. How do you detect a forged NFL ticket?A. It says "Cleveland Browns"Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watchin the Super Bowl?A: The Cleveland Browns.Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and...
Posted by martini & ROSSI on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:15:00 PST

The War

The ocean, is on fire The sky turned dark again As the boats came in And the beaches Stretched out with soldiers With their arms and guns It has just begun Believe, you want this Believe, I want this ...
Posted by martini & ROSSI on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:58:00 PST

If We Had SexXXXx

1. Would you be in control?2. Would you pull my hair?3. Would you wisper in my ear?4. Would you talk dirty to me?5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?6. Would you say my name?7...
Posted by martini & ROSSI on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST

The Death of a Close Friend

At 8:30 am on April 21st, I lost my best 4-legged friend of 12 1/2 years.  Shadow, a Weimeraner that I've had since 1994, had been having heart problems and everyday was getting more and more wor...
Posted by martini & ROSSI on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 04:55:00 PST

bitches aint shit!!!

bitches are some scandalous mutherfuckers!!!  us guys are definitely not as easy as these bitches!  we'd also get away with more if we'd just keep our fuckin mouths shut!!!  bitches hav...
Posted by martini & ROSSI on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 08:31:00 PST

Sexual Skills???

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill? Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemale Sexuality: StraightGayBisexual Flirting Skill Level - 92% Kissing Skill Level - 53% ...
Posted by martini & ROSSI on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 01:31:00 PST

I think my head is going to explode!!!

I can barely hold my head up.  it feels like it's cracked down the center.  I finished off 4 pitchers of Miller Lite last night during the football game, then had a rum and coke...and t...
Posted by martini & ROSSI on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 07:56:00 PST