I live alone with two roommates. They are stinky and they don't clean. They leave dirty underwear everywhere. I once thought I had a saucy new roommate but he left because we ran out of beer. I would hop the next train to write my autobiography on a toilet paper roll but I have terrible penmanship and I might want to throw myself in front of the train during the process. I enjoy watching the light on my tivo go on to record shows that I probably will never watch. I also love public transportation. I enjoy being surround by crazy people (as long as they don't get too close.) it is like a tiny window into my golden years. I have got my eye on a shiny new shopping cart. I hate people who talk in 3rd person and every clown is a pedophile. The clown thing is bizarre because I am not a kid anymore but if a clown ever touched me I would assume it was an act of pedophilia. I am middle management and I like scraping the crumbs from the table. There is no shame in the human experience. It can make you richer and more powerful than owning an oil company. (almost I can't have a village killed)
My Favorite Cars:
As long as it has a stick Thats what she said .
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