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Mister Lawn Ninja

The Lawn Ninja... Fuck you... you fucking FUCK!

About Me



About me:
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Put your hands down your pants and do the happy dance.... haha

Hello
A word to describe me? Random..... you don't believe me? Just ask my friends. Wait.... don't ask my friends. They might say bad things about me and then I would have to hurt them...... just ask me instead.

My Interests

Foosball!! Drinking, Parties, Music, Hookah Smokage, Definately Volkswagens, Ummm ADHD! Insomnia



Now on to the pictures!

Smoking it up at King Tut Cafe Bishes Yeah, that's my license plate

I'd like to meet:

Girls without hypogonoherpesyphilaids..... girls that aren't complete and utter flakes.... for those special few... we may actually get to chill.. Oh, and I'm not looking for .. buddies.. I hang out in real life and actually do things... completely random of course except for hookah smoking, which is pretty frequently.

Music:

Electronica: Alice Deejay, Aphex Twin, Apoptygma Berzerk, Armin Van Buuren, ATB, BT, Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Darude, Depeche Mode, Dj Baby Anne, Dj Doboy, Dj Icey, Dj Mystik, Dj Sammy, Dj Tiesto, Ferry Corsten, Luke Chable, Ministry of Sound, Nubreed, Orbital, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyke, Tunnel Trance Force

Rock: 311, 36 Crazyfists, 3 Doors Down, AC/DC, Adema, AeroSmith, Afi, A Perfect Circle, A Static Lullaby, Alexisonfire, Alter Bridge, Anti-flag, Apex Theory, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, Audio Slave, Authority Zero, Avenged Sevenfold, Bleeding Through, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Bloodhound Gang, Bush, Butthole Surfers, Celldweller, Chamaira, Coheed and Cambria, Collective Soul, Coldplay, Creed, Crossfade, Damageplan, Depswa, Disturbed, Dope, Drowning Pool, Eighteen Visions, Evanescence, Fear Factory, Filter, Finch, Finger Eleven, Flaw, Floggin Molly, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Fuel, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, Hoobastank, Incubus, In Flames, Jack off Jill, Killswitch Engage, Korn, Lamb of God, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lost Prophets, Metallica, Mind Driver, Modest Mouse, Mudvayne, My Chemical Romance, My Darling Murder, New Found Glory, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, NoFx, Offspring, Orgy, Otep, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Powerman 5000, Prodigy, Puddle of Mud, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Rancid, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Refused, Rob Zombie, Seether, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Slayer, Slipknot, Smile Empty Soul, Snot, Something Corporate, Sonic Mayhem, Staind, Static-X, Soil, Soilwork, Stone Temple Pilots, Story of the Year, Sublime, Switchfoot, System of a Down, Tenacious D, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Postal Service, The Who, Third Eye Blind, Three Days Grace, The Used, The Verve, Tool, Train, Trapt, Tsunami Bomb, Yellow Card, Unearth, Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, Weezer

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Dumb and Dumber, Hackers, Happy Gilmore, Half Baked, Meet the Parents, Old School, Private Parts, Snatch, Super Troopers, The Labyrinth, The Matrix, Wedding Crashers, Full Metal Jacket, Four Rooms, Shaun of the Dead,

Television:

Chappelle Show, Family Guy, Colbert Report, Ali G show, Dirty Jobs

Heroes:



My Blog

not replying to messages

Ok so lately I've been sending out messages to people on my friends list right? I get no damn response! And it's not like it's just one message, I send a couple and I get nothing.  It's like wtf....
Posted by Mister Lawn Ninja on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 04:26:00 PST

Get out of chain letters free card!

THE "GET OUT OF CHAIN LETTERS FREE" CARD!!!Once you've opened this, nothing bad can ever happen to you from chain letters again for your whole lifetime. So next time you see some stupid chain letter t...
Posted by Mister Lawn Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why do nice guys finish last

Let's see how many people pay attention to this shit. Ok... so today I got shit on by 4 people... why? I have no fucking idea... I must be doing something wrong... perhaps I'm too nice. Does anyone...
Posted by Mister Lawn Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pre-Booty Call Agreement

All I have to say is.... this is awsome!  lol Pre-Booty Call Agreement This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________,...
Posted by Mister Lawn Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Edgefest rocked!.... for the most part

Yeah so edgefest was a blast, ended up going with jaime... and needless to say I lost my phone and got my big toe nail smashed in the flogging molly mosh pit.... which was sooo cool! Yeah and shortly...
Posted by Mister Lawn Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST