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Laney

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About Me

everything i give my children will be stolen, just to prove a point. that it's -STOLEN-. and i told the police.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

cowbell rocks my world and anyone who said tambourine is tam-boring is jeshua, and wrong. next.....BANJO!!!

Movies:

darjeeling huckabees

Television:

apparently it's good for you

Books:

can't read. monkeys are typing this

Heroes:

robert kennedy, lex luthor, abe lincoln, gordon ramsay, mao tse-tung, dale carnegie, donald trump, ivanka trump, padma lakshmi, christopher walken, the rock, ron paul, james kim, john scopes, jimmy falon, darrell hammond, kristin wiig, will forte, tina fey, jemaine clement, jennifer and james, amy poelar and her husband, abigail adams, the gil-more girls, dr. house, da vinci, mateo, people who remind me of mateo, ants

My Blog

The Sparrow in the Hall

Th 101107this is how they make cloudsTues 103007Neopan Man says:This is probably the worst photograph I have ever seen; all you need is a thumb in the corner.Last year the world generated 161 billion ...
Posted by Laney on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:10:00 PST

Why must I always ''Concentrate'' on the orange juice bottle?

M 070306I have a tendency to put things in my pockets, especially cupsYou have to teach me to get luckyIf you look like that, and you're under 21, you DESERVE to get drunkTu o7o4o6There's probably a l...
Posted by Laney on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:04:00 PST

I lost an arm in the pursuit of knowledge

Sat o7o1o6 Why is a birth certificate so important?  Of course you were born I want to father many children and take no responsibility They better all turn out like me or else I'm gonna kill them...
Posted by Laney on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 12:10:00 PST

THIS FREAKS ME OUT, AND I HAVE A BEARD!!!

Tu o321o6 My mom's buried out in these woods.  She wanted her ashes scattered at sea but it's like she always said"No." Black cats, ladders and broken mirrors--that was all fine.Egging that hears...
Posted by Laney on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:42:00 PST

It's like Taco Cabana is at the wheel

Tu o927o5 Usually things you search for your whole life are free or cost a whole lot, they are almost -never- 7 dollars. There's no safety in adventure!--Well I think there's no adventure that's unsaf...
Posted by Laney on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:53:00 PST

Who IS Studs Turkle?

Sun o1o1o6 Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth You never want to go anywhere unless it's on fire God I'm disgusting!  I should just kill myself with a cell phone. W o1o4o6 I happen to like t...
Posted by Laney on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:12:00 PST

i was not put on this earth to listen to meat

W o9o7o5 You want to see my knife?--Are you trying to get your seat back?  Because I'm comfortable. Always pass the knife like this.--With a throwing motion? Let's learn to juggle knives! Yo...
Posted by Laney on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 07:19:00 PST

computer people don't remember to dance anymore

Th 10o6o5 Did you hear what Michael said? --I couldn't hear the cussing but I could hear the look of death F 10o7o5 The cure for Western Civilization is vodka Here's your south beach diet I don't know...
Posted by Laney on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:16:00 PST

the only people for me are the mad ones

mad to live, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at once, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing but burn, burn, burn like fabulous roman candles exploding like spiders across the sky...
Posted by Laney on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 11:54:00 PST

i dont even need a lawyer

Sat o827o5 So youre saying Im gay-hot? I almost like to get her mad so shell run up to customers and scare them--CAN I HELP YOU?! We have things to say! Come back! Some of us are having a good time...
Posted by Laney on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 01:15:00 PST