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I Offered Myself As The Sea

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About Me

This is the official Myspace page for Eric Paul's new book entitled I Offered Myself As The Sea. It will be out this winter on Heartworm Press. The book is a collection of Eric's poetry and lyrics over the last 3 years. Check back soon for more details on the release date and also to read a few sample pages of the book.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Orange & Black

My Interests

Everything I am not allowed to do!

I'd like to meet:

John Lee Hooker

Music:

What?

Movies:

X-Rated

Television:

Fox News! Of Course!

Books:

Pussy Pow Wow I Offered Myself As The Sea

Heroes:

Richard Brautigan

My Blog

A Guy I Know That Can Get Some

I keep finding myselfOutVery late at nightIn the backseat of fast swerving carsDrunkDesperateWith horrible music screaming in my earWith a friend who has never really been a friendSandwiched between 2...
Posted by I Offered Myself As The Sea on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:42:00 PST

There’s A Midget In My Chest

There's a woman watering her flowers in my brain.Each drop not soaked up by the petalsdrips out of my nose and mixes with the tears.There's a midget in my chestpounding on my heart with a hammer.Each ...
Posted by I Offered Myself As The Sea on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:26:00 PST

Writer’s Cock Part 1

Latelywhen i sit down to writemy typewriter ends up lookinglike a beautiful girlwith numbers for breastsand long space bar legsand i just end up touching myselfinstead of touching youas if i ever coul...
Posted by I Offered Myself As The Sea on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:20:00 PST