Totally Bonafido

SPONSOR MY LOVELY GIRLFRIEND PLEASE :) MySpace Profile Photo Editor I read comics like strangers in paradise,metal gear solid,30 days of night,2000ad, 100 Bullets, The Losers, Love and Rockets, Batman, Neverwhere...I could go on but you would be so bored, if you want to see a warehouse like bedroom full of boxes and dust then come to mine such is the lot of a professional hoarder...hope i'm not psychotic (I don't start fires or torture animals). I have a fabulous FABULOUS girlfriend called Toni who I control, she is only allowed to do what I say cos I am the master and she is the feeble woman! Or petulant child as i like to call her! We also like having sex on train's. Big shout out to my God son Gabriel, him of the funky cardigans and dancing to the hardcore beat of Tamba House. He also wants a Nightmare before christmas tatt, so i know what to get him for crimbo...maybe. I enjoy drinking vodka lemonade and blackcurrant or vodka and cranberry....this also gives me such a sugar rush that my pupil's grow to the size of saucer's..it would be very dangerous to give me sherbert on such night's. when i'm drunk I dance like a tiger...or so i'm told! Which I invented. I've just started a new job which i'm enjoying sooooooooooooooooooo much, but when your last job was on the contract line at British Gas, it isn't hard (",) My fave food is indian and the thing I like to do most is play on my Playstation 2 or X Box 360 depending on my mood...where I supposedly get really engrossed into any game like an hour long orgasm (Her words not mine). Having said that if I am in a mood I just give Toni a bully ramming. If you hadn't guessed im a world class geek :)