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Shawn

I am here for Networking

About Me

im everything you wouldnt want to be. seriously. 17,still in highschool, jobless, lazy, artistic when i feel like it. 110% slacker. we can talk g33k if that turns you on, shuck meh p3n1s. im odd. a negative person towards life. you just might think im a fucked up teenager. 3 me.

My Interests

sports,art,poetry,writting,photography,web designing, masterbating , im thinking of starting into creating instrumentals but knowning me,i doubt will ever happen, yeah i had to say that just to make this content section look somewhat more large and this to follow it to explain. i cant think of anything else,isnt that just anal?

I'd like to meet:

hmmm,your mother at my house,on my bed,in a maids dress, being my bitch. yeah,she better know how to cook asian related food if not,shes worthless to me. she can be either thick or fat,it really doesnt matter. i dont plan on doing the nasty with her anyhow. i am a definition of a slacker - whoever shares somehwhat the same interest,then good. if not,good. i dont mind wh i meet,he/she must be below the ages of 20 and must not have a fetish for young children.

Music:

jedi mind tricks,saigon,canibus,jus allah,vakill,atmosphere,oktober,celph titled,apathy, cunninlynguists, masta ace, immortal technique, royce da 5'9, esham , styles of beyond, ill billy , kayne west, necro, mr hyde, non phixion, outerspace, dead prez, 7l&esoteric, benefit, molemen, tech n9ne, wu tang,..mostly underground rap altough some aren't.

Movies:

unleashed,jay & silent bob strikes back, jackass: the movie, napolean dynamite, beavis and butthead: do america, ong bak: thai warrior, harol and kumar: go to white castle, longest yard, gone in 60 seconds, man on fire,a clockwork orange

Television:

trailer park boys, csi, family guy, aquateen hunger force, simpsons, beavis and butthead, bromnswell high, kings of queens, the 70's show, oz,the l word

Books:

you will rarely see me with a book in my hand. a magazine yes. close enough to a magizine i would have in my hand is maxim. and no, i do read the articles. and yes, i do look at the chicks. and no i do not wank myself in the bathroom while watching. hopefully it will cross your mind i am just saying randomness just to make myself seem funny,if it didnt work,i am sorry,and no,not literally.

Heroes:

stewie griffin.