because we are... ur firends... ull never be alone again...CLEMO.. CLEMO.. CLEMO.. CLEEEMOOOOO big shout out to clemo there and the nite of the barfly... lol me and lana singin at the top of our lungs :D
im alan, alan yeoman, mr yeoman, big al, alibu, alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, oi u in the bushes, and no stop, well thats wot i thought my name was for the first 4 years of my life... im a cheeky chappy, a happy chappy, not a happy slappy chappy tho... no tut tut (stern face)
id be more apathetic if i werent so lethargic
oh did i mention LANA, shes my sweety, fiance, yesh :D ily, u know that dont you? lol :P shes the best well if u wanna see that for urself shes my number one friend cos she is my number one friend :D
i drive but not atm, dont mention my car, BaBy, cos i am not held responsible for the ensuing action. (see note below)
i like to dress nice but i dont like being cuttin edge, wots the point wen it goes out of style 5 minutes ago, i aint got money to spend on jacobian ruffs :P i got personality, originalty, oh god im quoting were lovin it lovin it lovin it were lovin like this were lovin it lovin it lovin it were lovin it like that :S (see note below)
i have a viscious pout so iv been told, well Lana and LUKE have sed so and i noticed that i had a lot of photos with the viscious pout in (see photos)
id like to post lots of funny things here but i forgot, i love to entertain... when i can be arsed.. thats normally when lanas friends r round or on the very rare occassion i get to see my best friend JASON but hes a bit aloof atm, a bit of a scarlet pimple lol, he thinks hes batman but hes more robin if u know wot i mean lol (see note below)
a shout out here must go to my girly friends... i missed them out before and i know they got a bit pissed off they are my bestest buddies who happen to be girls also (two especially now ;D ) well they are top girls Louise has been a goooood friend and helps me lots with work thats for uni :D she got mad skills when it comes to black pens, the girl shudda done my course! she bought me a good belated birfday present too :D shes got nice Teasian hair aswell (think thats how u spell it) BECKI. Becki is amazin fantabulous.... the only reason she isnt involved in three ways with me an lana is cos im jealous lol... shes the single most important becki in my WHOLE life happy now becki? i wrote u wanted!!! nah shes a good bud who fancies my fiance :@ snogs my cousins and then fancies their mates instead, and then pulls her ex dwarves :P And then theres the lovely LISA. Lisa cheers me up with her silly stories about her "other" friends, and the way she talks to lil grey head in the library lol "carl how old are u?" "12" "u look bout 60" lol shes a cheery chappy too but dont get her in a mood, its that red hair... fire crotch
im at uni doin product design and multimedia, good course i think apart from all the random modules we have to take that are nothin to do with design or multimedia at all :S. and the workload...talk bout pissin on ur chips, well i dunno if thats the right analogy to say there (see note below) lol. got some good mates from the course DORGY, CHRISSY MC, NATH, ANDY, ALEX, SARAH, CHRISTINA and STEPH
think that about sums me up msotly, well it dont but u know ask nefin u want an ill always answer truthfully :D
NOTE anything ALAN says, does, insinuates, gestures or otherwise expresses, is souly down to his medication...pfizers viagra..."makes even the softest dickhead HARD"