Mitchell T - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"I'm not usually an extravagant kind of guy. At wedding receptions and bar mitzvahs I'm not known as the kind of dancer who hogs the floor and gets serious for three hours straight. I'm more the kind of dancer who, when called upon, can bust a particular move that shows everyone I am the shit."

My Interests

Music:

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Movies:

No Country For Old Men
The King of Kong
Apocalypse Now
Shawshank Redemption
Dumb and Dumber
Evil Dead 2
American Movie
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Return of the Living Dead
The Monster Squad
The Big Lebowski
Pan's Labyrinth
Lonesome Dove
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Star Wars
Lord of the Rings
Dawn of the Dead

Television:

Sopranos. The Wire. The good shit on Comedy Central (i.e. not Mind of Mencia.).

Books:

- "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Ernest Hemingway
- "Where I'm Calling From" by Raymond Carver
- "East of Eden" by John Steinbeck
- "A Prayer for Owen Meany" by John Irving
- "Women" by Charles Bukowski
- "As I Lay Dying" by William Faulkner
- "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" by Hunter S. Thompson
- "Bluebeard" by Kurt Vonnegut
- "Love in the Time of Cholera" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

My Blog

Here goes nothing.

So over the course of my life, my friends and family have always asked to see something I wrote. In response to their curiosity and caring about my life, I pretty much said "Fuck no", every time. Well...
Posted by Mitchell T on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:47:00 PST

The horror, the horror.

Hey,- Anyone notice John Travolta's head lately? Dude's dome is pumped so full of Botox and Rogaine, forehead looks like Michael Meyer's mask. I guess Scientology ain't got shit on male pattern baldne...
Posted by Mitchell T on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:49:00 PST

A quiet evening with Hugh Downs.

Hey. - I had a dream last night that I was driving a car on a twisty road at night. Joan Rivers was in the passenger seat next to me. She wouldn't stop fucking talking. I was driving with on...
Posted by Mitchell T on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:51:00 PST