About Me

Shawn Rules

I am an extremely funny, cute, and interesting guy with a bit of an ego problem. I like moonlit picnics (because most girls agree i look better in the dark), short walks on the beach (because long ones get me winded), and dressing up as a rodeo clown. Just kidding, I hate the beach.
If you want to know more about me just write me a note, rap it around a rock and throw it at Jeremy Leblanc, Dan Parselow, or John Horton and they will be sure to get it to me.

Oh yeah i almost forgot: the harder you throw the rock the better

Easier way to contact me:

My aim name is Masterdebator915
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shawn "The Shawn" Payson
Birthday: Whenever I fell like partying
Birthplace: I wasn't born, I fell from heaven
Current Location: 42 degrees latitude
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown with white flakes
Height: larger than life so about 6 foot 3 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: the one that doesn't make the "L"
Your Heritage: partly Canadian and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slip-ons, laces are confusing
Your Weakness: Sharp objects and guns
Your Fears: heights and widths
Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers, thats right I love the meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become rich and buy my old school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: How did I get here
Your Best Physical Feature: my left index finger
Your Bedtime: I don't know my clock is not digital
Your Most Missed Memory: sleeping in gym class
Pepsi or Coke: either
MacDonalds or Burger King: frequently
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: frapachino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: I'm the next American Idol
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes more
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: yup
Do you want to get Married: if she's rich enough
Do you belive in yourself: ofcourse i do not
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i should be a model an super model infact
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: occasionally
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: tylenol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope...... (tear)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: thats a trick question they dont sell them in boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i had haddock once
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: frequently
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only when i take a bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just the hearts of millions of ladies
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: i only wish i was that strong
How do you want to Die: in a freak tickling accident
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be on SNL
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia and Canada if the army draft happens
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: red but I'm happy as long as she has hair on her head
Short or Long Hair: long but i don't really care that much
Height: 5-6 feet tall
Weight: as long as I don't have to carry her everywhere it doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: colorful
Number of Drugs I have taken: non that aren't perscription
Number of CDs I own: 250
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none but i want one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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Advanced Big 30 Personality Test Results

Sociability |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 85%
Aggressiveness |||||||||||| 40%
Assertiveness ||||||||||||||| 44%
Activity Level |||||||||||| 33%
Excitement-Seeking |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Enthusiasm ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 93%
Extroversion ||||||||||||||||||||| 63%
Trust |||||||||||||||||||||||| 79%
Morality |||||||||||||||||||||||| 75%
Altruism |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cooperation |||||||||||| 40%
Modesty ||||||||| 24%
Sympathy |||||||||||||||||| 59%
Accommodation ||||||||||||||||||||| 61%
Confidence |||||||||||||||||| 60%
Neatness ||||||||| 21%
Dutifulness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 85%
Achievement |||||||||||||||||| 60%
Self-Discipline ||||||||||||||| 49%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 52%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Anxiety |||||||||||| 32%
Volatility ||| 3%
Depression ||| 5%
Self-Consciousness |||||||||||||||||| 52%
Impulsiveness |||||| 19%
Vulnerability ||||||||| 23%
Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Imagination ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Artistic Interests |||||| 18%
Introspection |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 81%
Adventurousness ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 99%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||| 77%
Liberalism |||||||||||||||||||||||| 76%
Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 68% Take Free Advanced Big 30 Personality Test
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Trait . low score high score
Sociability 85% socially reserved, detached friendly, open
Aggressiveness 40% mild mannered, uncompetitive predatory, domineering
Assertiveness 44% introverted, loner controlling, aggressive
Activity Level 33% relaxed, laid back vigorous, high energy
Excitement-Seeking 83% sedate, restrained adventurous, wild
Enthusiasm 93% somber, pessimistic cheerful, optimistic
Trust 79% suspicious of others trusting of others
Submissiveness 75% rebellious, lawless dutiful, obedient, compliant
Altruism 90% selfish, cold, austere helpful, selfless, indulgent
Cooperation 40% argumentitive, confrontational conflict averse, meek
Modesty 24% arrogant, self-satisfied humble, unassuming, doormat
Sympathy 59% callous, heartless empathetic, warm
Confidence 60% not confident in work confident in work, egoistic
Neatness 21% disorganized, messy planner, clean, anal
Dutifulness 85% dishonest, derelict honest, rule abiding, proper
Achievement 60% lazy, unmotivated driven, goal oriented
Self-Discipline 49% procrastinator responsible, efficient
Cautiousness 52% spontaneous, daring, reckless careful, controlled, safe
Anxiety 32% relaxed, fearless fearful, worrier
Volatility 3% calm, cool touchy, tempermental
Depression 5% content, balanced emotional, self hating
Self-Consciousness 52% confident, assured low self esteem, shy
Impulsiveness 19% high self control low self control
Vulnerability 23% resilient, unphased confused, helpless
Imagination 62% practical, realistic dreamer, unrealistic
Artistic Interests 18% artistic indifference art, nature, beauty lover
Introspection 81% not self reflective self searching
Adventurousness 99% conventional, safe spontaneous, bold
Intellect 77% instinctive, non-analytical intellectual, analytical
Liberalism 76% conservative, traditional progressive, open
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My Interests

I am interested in shiny objects, good music, comedy (and not the shakespearean kind, although a midsummer's night deam did have its moments), cheaply made horror movies, and hanging out with anyone who has an interesting personality.

I'd like to meet:

A deaf/mute telemarketer or my long lost parents that are royalty in some unheard of but rich country that wish me to succeed the throne. I also want to meet someone who will give me super powers.

Music:

Hard rock where the singer knows how to sing and doesn't try that screaming crap where you can't understand the lyrics, comedy music, rappers that have funny lyrics, select techno, T.V. theme songs, or anything with a happy-go-lucky type of sound.

Stop inbreeding, ban country music

Movies:

I have been in my fair share of movies. My on screen name is Tom Cruise

Shawn's Top 10

1. Mallrats
2. The Negotiator
3. What Dreams May Come
4. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the new one)
5. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
6. Van Wilder
7. Finding Neverland
8. Breakfast Club
9. Secret Window
10. Dogma

If you don't like my taste in movies then it's probably because you don't have my refined taste.

Television:

Anything but Lifetime, HGTV, or the anti-Christ (Oprah)

Books:

Anything by Dan Brown, Stephen King, or Dr. Suess.

Heroes:

Shawn Payson

My Blog

Tattooes for criminals

I was in class today and to make a long story short, I got bored. At this particular moment in time I just so happened to have writing on my arm. So I started thinking about tattooes. Then I thought a...
Posted by Allen Quincy Hall a.k.a. Al Q. Hall on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 06:00:00 PST

Tattooes for criminals

florida makes me feel fat

I sweat way to much down here. I am dripping with sweat just from doing simple tasks such as emptying the trash at work. Tonight I was folding my laundry and sweat was pouring from my face. By the tim...
Posted by Allen Quincy Hall a.k.a. Al Q. Hall on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:47:00 PST

Fast food sux

Lately I have been working in a food court at a Disney resort. First off I'd like to say that that damn rat is a slave driver. The hours are long and the work is mindless. Half the time I'm not even t...
Posted by Allen Quincy Hall a.k.a. Al Q. Hall on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:45:00 PST

Florida update

The first thing I would like to say is: it is freezing down here. It is like 86 degrees. Now for an important update on yours truely. I am living in an awesome apartment and have 7 roommates. Their na...
Posted by Allen Quincy Hall a.k.a. Al Q. Hall on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:55:00 PST

Shawn's good bye speach

Friends, romans, random myspace users, lend me your eyes. I will miss you all....... some of you....... a couple of you.... ok, maybe you. (you know who you are) And I know that you will all miss me. ...
Posted by Allen Quincy Hall a.k.a. Al Q. Hall on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:48:00 PST

Denile ain't no river but senile is just fun.

My goal in life is to grow old and retire. I want to grow old because I'm lazy. I just want people to stop asking me to do stuff. Another bonus to being old is the possibility of becoming senile. When...
Posted by Allen Quincy Hall a.k.a. Al Q. Hall on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:38:00 PST

Mad Love

Don't ask me why but today I was thinking about people with multiple personalities and suddenly a commercial for sex in the city came on tv. I know what you are thinking and I agree with you. It is a ...
Posted by Allen Quincy Hall a.k.a. Al Q. Hall on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 05:37:00 PST

career choices

I decided what I want to be when I grow up. I'm gonna be the greatest prfessional wrestler ever. When I first considered the job I thought, I like the fame and violence but I don't like the spandex an...
Posted by Allen Quincy Hall a.k.a. Al Q. Hall on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:19:00 PST

Pebble expose` part two

I found out that Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles aren't really pebbles. They are a mixture of food dyes, grains, and artificial flavorings. That's why they are edible and reg...
Posted by Allen Quincy Hall a.k.a. Al Q. Hall on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 09:09:00 PST