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Albie

GL...NH...GG...FU!

About Me


I like to eat. I like to travel. I hate sleep. Poker!!!

"I think that our world would be a much more peaceful, content, less stife-filled place if everyone would start their day by listening to the Wonder Woman theme song, putting on some tin foil bracelets and spinning around a few times. I think there'd actually be an end to war within hours."--Chriso (of the EX-BF's)

.. Kermit the Frog reacts to "2 girls one cup" on FunnyOrDie.com ..

My Interests

I'm a texas hold'em poker addict. My life as of late practically revolves around it. I probably spend an average of at least 15-20 hours a week playing in Sit n Go's or tournaments online or locally somewhere.

I'd like to meet:

William Shatner.

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Music:

My car's CD player doesn't work anymore so you'll probably catch me listening to my iPod while I'm out wasting gas I can't afford. KUT NPR channel usually plays really nice stuff around 12-3AM.

Movies:

I use Netflix so I don't go out to the theater very often anymore :(

Television:

I love watching Deal or No Deal right now. Writer's strike sucks.

Books:

If you want to make money the "easy" way, read these two books! Doyle Brunson's Super System and Phil Gordon's Little Green Book both are excellent and will teach you how to spank at the tables.

Heroes:

Mom.

My Blog

A-Kon in Dallas 2008

If you saw that subject title and thought that I was about to talk about Akon the singer then you obviously aren't a real anime fan!  Just kidding of course, I've loved anime all my life and I ha...
Posted by Albie on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:03:00 PST

Mexicans, Albanians, and Transexuals Oh My! (Part One)

I embarked on my first ever trip to Eagle Pass, TX this past weekend in the hopes of a pleasurable experience at the one and only casino Texas has to offer. The Kickapoo Lucky Eagle Casino as they cal...
Posted by Albie on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

Lucky Eagle Casino

It's been a few months since my last poker road trip... TOO LONG I SAY!  To remedy this I am going to Eagle Pass on Saturday because it is the location of the one and only Indian casino that exi...
Posted by Albie on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:53:00 PST

My Wii Number

8503-5307-3527-1660 Add me or I may very well cry.
Posted by Albie on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST

If You Hate Bad Beat Stories...

Gosh this is a good one... Last night I'm playing in a $20+5 2-table tourney with a bunch of people I play semi-regularly with.  Everything is going great at first, I'm slowly building my stack, ...
Posted by Albie on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:12:00 PST

Amarillo Poker Road Trip (WARNING: ITS LONG AS HELL IS DEEP)

So I made it through another ten weeks of the Texas Poker League season.  This time around there was more variety in the type of players and styles than previous seasons I tho...
Posted by Albie on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:17:00 PST

Las Vegan

I've thought about it for a long time and I've finally decided to try out the vegetarian diet thing.  No no don't get me wrong, I still love meat and I really don't care too much how animals are ...
Posted by Albie on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:02:00 PST

Abilene Poker Tournament!

So I went today, played, and just got back...with a fat nothing to show for.  It really sucks to have played 10 excellent weeks for a poker league, only to somehow run dry at the final. ...
Posted by Albie on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:02:00 PST

Poker of course...

I think I'm playing the best poker of my life these past 4 weeks or so.  I'm winning consistently online and I qualified through the Texas Poker League last week to advance to Abilene o...
Posted by Albie on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:40:00 PST

The Jesus is a Daddy Code!

I went and saw The DaVinci Code with my grandma early Tuesday morning because we are both cheap bastards and love scoring Senior discount tickets plus those early bird specials.&nb...
Posted by Albie on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:46:00 PST