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Darlacet

It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

About Me

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Classic Borderline Personality Disorder.

If you only want me to be your friend because I'm pretty don't bother.
I can do that without you.

My Interests

tattoos, piercings, shoes, lizards, cats, fetish shows, punk rock, boys, fake hair, make-up, shiny things, razor blades, knives, serial killers, clubs, travel, road trips, fucking with people, strangers with candy

I'd like to meet:

Fuck you. Pass it on.

Music:

Cranford Nix, The Cramps, The Ramones, The Supersuckers, Gogol Bordello, Marilyn Manson, Betty Blowtorch, Green Day, Rob Zombie, Nazis From Mars, The Reverend Horton Heat, Throw Rag, Guns N' Roses, Stephen Lynch, The Violent Femmes, Redd Kross, Celebrity Skin, Nine Inch Nails, 16 Volt, The Revolting Cocks, Sex Pistols, Ministry, Metal Mike, The Queers, The Horrorpops

Movies:

Fight Club, Spider Baby, Freeway, Welcome To The Dollhouse, How To Get Ahead In Advertising, The Devil's Rejects, Happiness, Memento, Cry Baby, Serial Mom, The Hole, The Chumscrubber, Shawn of the Dead, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, The Spirit of '76, Donnie Darko, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, House of 1,000 Corpses, Hellraiser, Rock N Roll High School, Desperate Teenage Lovedolls, Lovedoll Superstars, Party Monster, Derailed, A Clockwork Orange, Eraserhead, The Doom Generation, Thursday, Jackass The Movie, Team America, Baseketball, Orgazmo, Sid & Nancy, Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Mommy Dearest, The Butterfly Effect, True Romance, Love and a .45, Boxing Helena, American Beauty, Swimming With Sharks, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs

Television:

Southpark, Simpsons, Jackass, Dexter, Bam's Unholy Union, Top Chef, The Oblongs, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Snapped, Wondershowzen

Books:



Heroes:

My mom. Johnny Knoxville. Tyler Durden. Trey Parker & Matt Stone.

My Blog

First my lizard, then my car....

Now my mom is making me get rid of my cat. She says we have too many and it's causing one of them to piss on her bed.She doesn't want to get rid of the cat doing it, but the last one in the house. F...
Posted by Darlacet on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST

Elvis Hitler Reunion Show!


Posted by Darlacet on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:32:00 PST

Money can't buy happiness but it would buy me out of my misery.

I know $3,000 isn't a lot of money but to me it is. And I don't have another lump of cash laying around to buy a fucking used car to drive myself to my fucking job where I am underpaid and unappreciat...
Posted by Darlacet on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:00:00 PST

If one more thing goes wrong in my life I'm going to kill myself.

I just got fucked out of a few thousand dollars for a used car that almost killed me/many others on the freeway within 3 hours of buying it. The guy is in Indiana and of course he's not answering his...
Posted by Darlacet on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:01:00 PST

Stolen from Uncle Fucko's Funhouse

Paris Hilton will have to return to jail. Paris Hilton was taken out of the courtroom screaming after a judge ordered her back to jail. Paris, who appeared in court this afternoon to see the judge det...
Posted by Darlacet on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:56:00 PST

If you are really my friend

Fucking act like it!
Posted by Darlacet on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:20:00 PST

Undestructable

I have pictures of the aftermath of my roll-over car accident. Actually I just flipped onto the roof.I can't believe I crawled out of THIS....
Posted by Darlacet on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:01:00 PST

This video made my day: Family Guy: Stewie On Jackass

Family Guy: Stewie On Jackass Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Darlacet on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:52:00 PST

I shouldn't be alive

I flipped my car last night. Flipped it on it's roof.I am barely injured. My car is totalled.And I'm so lucky to not only be alive, but walking.
Posted by Darlacet on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:15:00 PST

I am so discouraged by life

That I just want to quit.
Posted by Darlacet on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:10:00 PST