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Lizzy Borden

Friends Shouldn't Let Friends Have Ugly Friends

About Me

As an adult my retainer is like a security blanket and I wear it at least three times a week. I love watching movies and cartoons. I love my DVR. I'm a skeptic about most people. I like drinking. I never mind when wild and crazy shit happens; sometimes I'm the catalyst to these events. I only sleep well at night with the help of sleep aids. I recently became a new Aunt to probably the most beautiful baby in the world. I named one of my cats Elliott after T.S. Eliot. Don't confuse me with the girl-next-door...

My Interests

haircuts, tattoo's, piercings, reading, writing, sleeping, kittens, drinking, books, Marilyn Monroe, music, traveling, gardening, great conversations, walks, dancing, gays, psychology, psychotherapy, gay boys, pills, Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung, sleeping, beer, lakes, concerts, shows, movies, vegetarianism, veganism, beer, yahtzee, french culture, french films, cuddling, skip-bo, collages, swimming, bikes, bike rides, taking pictures, naps, equal rights

I'd like to meet:

People who are open minded.

Music:

Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Britney Spears, B-52's, Cat Stevens, Cee-Lo, Common, Counting Crows, Dashboard Confessional, David Gray, Dead Prez, Def Leppard, Dr.Dre, Electric Six, Erykah Badu, Fleetwood Mac, Gogol Bordello, Guns N Roses, Hall and Oates, Howie Day, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Janet Jackson, Jay-Z, Jill Scott, Jimmy Eat World, Lady Sovereign, Lauryn Hill, Lil' Kim, Ludacris, Madonna, Matchbox Twenty, Marylin Manson, Mos Def, NIN, Nirvana, No Doubt, NSYNC, Outkast, Phil Colins, Poison, Prince, Queen, Robin Thicke, Sarah McLachlan, Simon and Garfunkel, Smashing Pumpkins, Tahiti 80, The Beatles, The Go! Team, The Ramones, The Gits, Spice Girls, Supersuckers, The Who, Van Halen, Violent Femmes, ZZ Top, 311, 2 Live Crew....80's music, Hair Metal!...etc.

Movies:

Wild At Heart, Secretary, My Cousin Vinny, Kill Bill 1 and 2 Almost Famous, Office Space, Under the Tuscan Sun, Say Anything, High Fidelity, Shaun of the Dead, Wedding Crashers, Tank Girl, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Devil's Rejects, The Sweetest Thing, Dodgeball, Jackass 1 and 2, Old School, Little Miss Sunshine....All the Christmas claymation movies...the list goes on...

Television:

Planet Earth, My Name is Earl, Will & Grace, Futurama, Family Guy, Invader Zim, Moral Oral, Top Chef, Project Runway, Law and Order CI, Law and Order SVU, The Sarah Silverman Program, House

Books:

Fight Club, Prozac Nation, Written On the Body, The Quiet Room, The Shinning, We Want Freedom, Listening to Prozac, the series about Stephanie Plum by Janet Evanovich, Odd Girl Out, Invisible Monster

Heroes:

I don't have one.
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I'm an Auntie!

My sister had her baby this past Sunday.  So as of May 20th, 2007 I'm an Auntie!  The baby is named Aevin, and she's a little baby girl of 20inches and 6lbs 12 oz. All is well, she and mothe...
Posted by Lizzy Borden on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:17:00 PST

I threw up on a police officer.

Seriously, yesterday night, I actually threw up on a police officer.  I've had some fucked up weird stomach thing going for about a week and half now where I just seem to throw up like crazy for ...
Posted by Lizzy Borden on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

I'm one year older as of Saturday!

I have been so sick these past few weeks.  Thankfully, I'm feeling much better these past few days.  And just in time for my twenty-third birthday on Saturday January 20th.  I can't be...
Posted by Lizzy Borden on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:45:00 PST

I'm going to have a niece.

In case you all didn't know, my sister is expecting her first child by the end of may.  Current expected due date is May 25, 2007.  And as of today, I found out (and so did my sister) that ...
Posted by Lizzy Borden on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST

Tarot Reading

I had a tarot card reading done last night.  I've had them done in the past, but this one was different.  It was dead on balls accurate about everything that's been going on in my life and i...
Posted by Lizzy Borden on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:44:00 PST

R.I.P. 2

Almost one year to date of putting my cat down, my bunny Gremlin had to be rushed to the emercengy bunny hospital while I was at work on Tuesday night, the 18th.  He didn't make it, and was ...
Posted by Lizzy Borden on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:34:00 PST

My love, this ones for you! Missing you...I'm afraid

Hey you, I know, or I hope that you'll read this.  And I'm almost sure that upon your reading this that you will realize it's about you. And I hope you know how fucking much I love you. I miss ou...
Posted by Lizzy Borden on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:40:00 PST

R.I.P.

This morning, I put down one of my cats.  On the way to the vet, my sister and I sat in the backseat of my parents car with the cat, in a laundry basket lined with a blanket.  She was gett...
Posted by Lizzy Borden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST