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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm honest. I eat like a homeless person. I'm sort of an asshole, but I'm trying to stop that. I'm a problem solver.My grandma says I'm "something special", but thats what she says to all the grandkids.

My Interests

medicated people,
exploitation,
Chutes and Ladders,
burn victims,
noodle salad,
hard working mexicans,
kids throwing up and crying,
people who stutter,
old ladies falling,
peanut-butter,
24 hour CNN,
girls who get drunk and cry,
Americana,
dead baby jokes,
good architecture,
and crippled puppies,
in no specific order.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that likes Thundercats. Someone that can take a joke.

Anyone, I'm not picky,.....except carnies.

Music:

Action Action
Al Green
At the Drive In
The Beta Band
Bjork
Bloc Party
The Blood Brothers
Blond Redhead
The Bravery
Bright Eyes
Built To Spill
Coheed and Cambria
The Cure
Cursive
David Bowie
Depeche Mode
Doves
Eliott Smith
The Faint
Finch
The Flaming Lips
Franz Ferdinand
Glassjaw
Interpol
Iron & Wine
Kanye West
The Killers
Lansing-Dreiden
Les Savy Fav
The Mars Volta
Minus Story
Modest Mouse
My Chemichal Romance
Neutral Milk Hotel
The New Year
Okkervil River
Outkast
A Perfect Circle
Pink Floyd
The Pixies
Portishead
The Postal Service
Radiohead
The Secret Machines
The Shins
Sigur Ros
Snow Patrol
The Strokes
Spoon
Supersystem
Test Icicle
Thursday
Tom Waits
Tool
Violent Femmes
Yo La Tengo
..

Movies:

Anything with Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, and Ted Danson... and a little baby, or a little lady, depending on my mood.

Television:

THE GOLDEN GIRLS! there will never be another Bea Arthur

Books:

Some good books:
1984
The Martian Chronicals
Slaughter House 5
Stiff: The Curious life of Human Cadavers
Fast Food Nation
Survivor
Choke
Raise High the Roofbeam Carpenters
Brave New World
The Metamorphosis

Heroes:

Chicken cutlets with mozzarella, bacon and a lot of Russian dressing on a toasted hero. It's called a Bindie and it is amazing.

My Blog

I ♥ RETARDS

I used to live at my mothers house where retarded people worked, (if you dont know me well enough dont ask), There were three specific retards that came all the time. I cant recall there names bec...
Posted by .::Trash::. on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:23:00 PST

Memoirs of a B student

My boss went on his hour break, so I am taking an hour break.  I was thinking about fat asian people. They are a rare breed, all Asians are supposed to be skinny and hard working.  So, bein...
Posted by .::Trash::. on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 06:40:00 PST

Hey lets be friends:

When you meet me you'll think I'm unfriendly and rude but eccentric and funny (sometimes even witty).  So you're intrigued by my enigmaticism and make me your friend.    You'll like me...
Posted by .::Trash::. on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 11:01:00 PST

Sex offender + Disfigurment = FUNNY!

Since everybody is asking about my picture... Yes, this picture is the real thing. I got it off of one of those State web sites that posts sex offenders for the public to see and feel safer about...
Posted by .::Trash::. on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 10:00:00 PST