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Rachael

.....Chocolatier

About Me

I make purr-day pichers of rock'n'roll degenerates..and people..and clothes...and things...and stuff....for a living. Which also means I am destitute and living on ramen noodles. But at least my work is good and I'm not a bitch in someone's office. ...www.rachaelwarner.com.I eat really gross food. I hang out in hardware stores and pharmacies. I'll ALWAYS be taller than you are. I'm a DAMN good sarcastic dancer. I avoid working for the man doing as little as possible for him, but if the man is me, then I'll work like a sunnovabitch. .....oh yeah, i can't wear high heels. i fall over.

My Interests

Makin' pancakes.

I'd like to meet:

people who can make me pee in my pants laughing. vertically unchallenged people. Bill Murray.

Music:

Suicide, Roxy Music, ELO, TREX/Tyrannosaurus Rex, SWEET. early YES, DUNGEN, XTC,, WIRE, Brian Eno, Adam & The Ants, Deerhoof, Bowie, King Kahn and the Shrines, Pylon, Donovan, Suede, Marnie Stern - (Shred Queen of NYC!), The Birthday Party, Mahjongg, Bachelorette, ESG, Magazine, Emmit Rhodes, Os Mutantes, Nick Gilder, Nilsson, New York Dolls, WHITEY, Syd Barrett, Rafter, The Unicorns, Richard Hell & The Voidoids, The Kinks, PIXIES, My Bloody Valentine, Blue Orchids, Joy Division, The Chameleons UK, Spaceman 3, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Sparks, Talking Heads, Elvis Costello, Gang Of Four, DARYL HALL ("THE FRIPP YEARS"), Destroyer, 13th Floor Elevators, Iggy, Oneida, The Standells, Nick Drake, Silver Apples, Jaques Dutronc, The Pretty Things, Mercury Rev, Echo & The Bunnymen, Nina Simone, Flaming Lips, Animal Collective, Ex-Models, Suede, Section 25, Modern Lovers, The Clientele, CAN, Neu!, Spaceman 3, Aspera Ad Astra, Aveytare & Pandabear, The Clientele, Dylan, The Troggs, MC5, Black Dice, The Velvets, Spectrum, Small Faces, Robert Wyatt, A Certain Ratio, Tones On Tail, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Rufus Wainwright, The Soft Boys, Otis, Sam & Dave, Small Faces, Lou Reed, The Icarus Line, The Fall, Love And Rockets, Big Star, Royal Trux, John Lennon, Olivia Tremor Control, Kid Congo Powers, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Television, Pink And Brown,The Cars, OP8, GoGoGo Airheart, Ace Frehley, The Flaming Lips, A Certain Ratio, Galaxie 500, The Zombies, The Pretty Things, The Auteurs, Faust, Bebel Gilberto, The Arcade Fire, Alec Bathgate, Big Star, Nancy Sinatra, Gary Numan/Tubeway Army, Love, Pavement, AIR, The Liars, Tall Dwarfs, Flying Burrito Brothers/Gram Parsons, Spencer Davis Group, The Makers, Psychedelic Furs, The Move, Etta James, The Byrds, Ann Peebles, Cabaret Volataire, The Lilys, Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels, The Choir, MC5, James Brown, Van Morrison, Lou Reed, RollingStones, Jane's Addiction, Pretenders, Prince, Kinks, Komeda, The Fucking Champs, Sly & The Family Stone, Neil Young, Scott Walker, early Verve, Marianne Faithfull, The Soft Machine, Ride, The Swans, Soledad Brothers, The Replacements, John Foxx, Sonic Youth, Bread, Simon & Garfunkel, Cat Stevens, Family Fodder, Mott The Hoople, The Replacements, Prince, Komeda, Self, Caetano Veloso, Enon, Death In Vegas, The Creation, Broadcast, The Glands, Supergrass, The Standells, Slade, Brainiac, The Make Up, Jeff Buckley, The Police, Galaxie 500, Nick Drake, Panthers, Orange Juice, Cocteau Twins, The Ssion, Blondie, PIL, The Stooges, Talking Heads, Nation of Ulysses, Neil Young, Sonic Youth, TV On The Radio, Ratatat, Dusty Springfield, Spiritualized, Jah Wobble, Duran Duran, Enon, HollAnd, Stereo Total, The Ponys, Ultra Vivid Scene, Air, Kinks, Cabaret Voltaire, Pixies, Left Banke, The Sonics, House of Love, The Shins, Patti Smith, The Who, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, The Association, Beach Boys, Walkmen, Beachwood Sparks, The Beau Brummels, BeeGees, The Count Five, New Pornographers, Devo blah blah blah blah.....i'm repeating myself. ridiculous. Actually, NOTHING. I HATE MUSIC. HATE IT I TELL YOU.

Movies:

XANADU

Television:

Captain Kangaroo, Painting with Bob Ross, Taxi.

Books:

Photoshop CS3 For Dummies, Mamiya RZ 67 Pro II Users Manual, Pamphlets, Menus, 10-step "how-to" circulars, madlibs.

Heroes:

Jeff Lynn, Scooby Doo, Brian Eno/Roxy Music, David Bowie, Crispin Glover, Wayne Coyne, Lester Bangs, my grandma, Pfaff Sewing Machines Comapany, my best friend Asif, Mick Rock, Gered Mankowitz, Charles Bukowski, Marc Bolan, people with a backbone, guys named "Dave."

My Blog

Wha? It's not my birthday. AWESOME!

It's incredible. All week I've been getting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!" messages from people. Wha?My birthday is on December 4. But hey, if you wanna bring me lots of presents and send good vibes my way 3...
Posted by Rachael on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:54:00 PST

Turned 30 dudes....

......am I supposed to feel any different?
Posted by Rachael on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 06:02:00 PST

The Zombies & boooze.

The Zombies Greatest Hits just makes you wanna kick back with a glass 'o wine, mellow-style and forget the fact that the banks are after you.... just realized that besides sleeping, i've been sit...
Posted by Rachael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

There's a band in Londontown called WHITEY on 1-2-3-4 records.... I'm picky, but DAMN.

yup. you're gonna see these English/Canadian bad-asses taking over your brain very very soon.... just watch. Only decent thing I've heard in this dismal, rainy town... take it from me, and I'm a pi...
Posted by Rachael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

.......The Psychedelic Furrrrzzzz

hey. it's 2 in the morning in London. This town is incredibly boring. So you sometimes just gotta listen to the Furs for about 5 hours straight to get your head on straight. And then you can thin...
Posted by Rachael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST