slightly cruel teasing, cash liberation front, taped up holgas, thunder thighs, terrible terrible poetry, the D train, not being famous, genetically modified soybeans, standardized social networking profiles, raspy voices, wearing the same thing every day
MY LIPGLOSS IS POPPIN.
Pierrot Le Fou, Heathers, Sweet Sweetback's Badassssss Song, The Circle, Celluloid Closet, A Man Condemned, The 400 Blows, Red Desert, Salesman, City of God, In The Mood for Love, Vertigo, Playtime, A Streetcar Named Desire, Lagaan, Do The Right Thing, Meshes of the Afternoon, Print Generation, Singing in the Rain, Wend Kuuni, Black Girl, The Man Who Could Not See Far Enough, Cool Hand Luke, That movie with the guy who falls in love with the hot girl and then there are explosions...
Apparently, Malcolm X ruined his eyesight by reading a lot in prison. People kept telling me that reading would also ruin my vision, but what was I going to do, not read? No, that's what stupid people do. Malcolm Shmalcolm.
Well the joke's on me, 'cause now I need glasses to see things that are more than 30 feet away.