Escape Artist profile picture

Escape Artist

You play the blaming game, yes I mind it's not your turn!

About Me

..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile EditorWhen I'm good, I'm very very good, but when I'm bad, I'm very very bad. I'm abrasive, say what's on my mind, and don't take anyone's crap. But underneath it all I'm a total sweetheart and will step in front of bullet's for my friends and family.Cool ass women are very welcome, I don't react to insecurity. I'M NOT HERE FOR POPULARITY, "FRIEND" is a four letter word ( you figure which one). My halo's slipping, I made a deal with the devil, I can't keep a present a secret, I have a tendency to cuss a lot, I get it from my momma, I love the rain but loathe the wind, I like trying to get out of the tight spots in life, I have a love affair with many of my friends (you know who you are), my brother's are better than yours, I get off on pain mixed with pleasure, I like jumping out of perfectly good airplanes, I'll break your heart and give you mine, everybody's got a story to tell, everyone knows about it, from the Queen of England to the Hound's of Hell, I'd give you anything but you want pain, you build me up just to watch me fall, your's is most likely to be misunderstood, I'm finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't know what I'll do when I get there, she'll fuck you just for the taste. IF YOU WANT A PROMISE, KEEP YOUR OWN....."GOTTI CONDE HELD ME, I HELD YOU, YOU BOTH HOLD ME NOW."
You are... Sally the Ragdoll! While you can be shy
and quiet, you have a knack for understanding
other people's feelings. You're also fiercely
loyal to your friends, and will go to any
lengths to get them out of a tight spot. You
may feel misunderstood now, but eventually
someone will appreciate you for who you are.

My Interests

Poetry, music, singing, songwriting, going to school so I can be a professor of human sexuality, punching and swinging and gyrating my hips to loud industrial and house music, reading, philosophy, conversating, snowboarding, skating, working hard so I can play harder, Who really cares?!!
You Are Designer Panties
You demand the best, from head to toe.
And your panties have to be pure couture, for your own luxury.
Men feel like you're a worthy challenge, though you can be difficult to catch.
You exude a polished, sexy vibe that tends to attract confident men. What Kind of Panties Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Video code provided by Music Video Codes
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?

Music:

TOOL, Rage Against the Machine, Ramones, Social Distortion,Janes Addiction, Stone Temple Pilots, Rishloo Bad Religion, The Clash, Mr. Johhny Cash, Black Flag, Descendents, Radiohead, David Bowie, Jack Johnson, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, The Die Hunns, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Flogging Molly ( to drink to, and I'm Irish) Rancid, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Under Oath, Blindside, Hopesfall, Ben Harper, Breaking Benjamins, Lost Prophets etc....My taste is so wide it's like asking me how deep my love goes, so hang out and see my collection or just ask me, on second thought don't waste your time, don't ask me.Take the quiz: "Which Dead Rock Star Are You?"

Joey Ramone
You are Joey Ramone! Hey, ho, lets go! Yeah, you're a happy little one, aren't you? Joey was dying and yet he did a cover of What A Wonderful World. You can't get more poppy than that. A hero, you are. Oh, he died in 2001 from cancer, poor guy.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Babel, JACKASS! Neverending Story, Willow, Braveheart, Farenheit 9/11, The Goonies, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, A Beautiful Mind, Dazed and Confused, anything with Jay and Silent Bob, Lord of the Rings, The Kids in the Hall, Mall Rats, all movies with Johnny Depp, Drew Barrymore, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, Slingblade, anything with Kevin Spacey, lord there's more but that's to name a few off the top of my head.

Television:

Brain surgery is COOL! And figuring out psychopaths is even BETTER.

Books:

My Ishmael (Daniel Quinn) books by the Dali Lama, To Kill a Mockingbird, Where the Red Fern Grows, Cunt (literally it's a book title) A Wrinkle in Time, Chronicles of Narnia, The Lord of the Flies, and honestly I read so much that I read the backs of shampoo bottles in the shower so I can't list all the books!

Heroes:

Condelario Ascencio, Matthew Remoaldo, Anthony Remoaldo, Jessica Hayden, Tristan Harper, Tom Tempel, Victoria Tidmore, Michael Tidmore.

My Blog

Succumb To

Do you think I'm fakingwhen I'm lying next to you?Do you think that I am blindnothing left for me to lose?Must be something on your mindsomething lost and left behindDo you know I'm faking now?Do you ...
Posted by Escape Artist on Sun, 27 May 2007 11:17:00 PST

Sand Dunes

You want to know what's really fucked up? My cousin Matt was completely healthy when he died. He was young and brave and posessed a love with his fiance Trish that I still haven't found. He died in a ...
Posted by Escape Artist on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:48:00 PST

Policy of Truth

After reflection and some long contemplation, I've found that the more I try to control, the more I lose control. We cannot control the circumstances that happen to us, but we can control our reaction...
Posted by Escape Artist on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:53:00 PST

Hurt dosn't equal hate, just as confused doesn't equal stupid.

So I guess I need to make something clear. Apparently I give everyone the wrong impression lately. This was a painful summer, I lost a lot of the things that made me happy. Yes, I am hurt, but it does...
Posted by Escape Artist on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:40:00 PST

16 OZ. FAILS

Traffic stalls with flashing lights I wonder who just lost his lifeBinding chaos, he fights for moreShe picks you up, the wound she bore Ancient minds bear through timeTell me doubt doesn't make us bl...
Posted by Escape Artist on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:31:00 PST

I Got 10 Friends and a Crowbar that says you ain't gonna do JACK!

So my boy Matt's funeral was killer....almost literally. Word to the stupid: NEVER SAY ANYTHING SUBJECT TO INSULT at someone's fucking celebration of life party! My boy's dogs were ready. HERE IS SOME...
Posted by Escape Artist on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:33:00 PST

View From Heaven R.I.P. Matthew Michael Remoaldo

I'm just so tiredWon't you sing me to sleepAnd fly through my dreamsSo I can hitch a ride with you tonightAnd get away from this placeHave a new name and faceIt just ain't the same without you in my l...
Posted by Escape Artist on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:49:00 PST

Solemn

I don't need this I don't need this but I kill it still to calm the gnashing of teeth the cradel of hassle the starving for peace I go there not I go there not and here I go erase a mecca ...
Posted by Escape Artist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How WE Do

There's nothing equal about this equation/you care for me/I panic for you/ A severance within damnation/You don't let me be/this is how we do I wanted to break your mouth without hands/you gave your...
Posted by Escape Artist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Enjoy the Silence

Video code provided by MusicVideoCodes.com...
Posted by Escape Artist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST