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I have a tendency to be ridiculous, unpredictable, and fantastically obnoxious. So hate me or join me. I can't promise my actions will always reflect good judgement or even come with a reasonable explanation. I never stay in one place for very long and often tend to rebel against monotony, boundaries, stability, and good advice. Once upon a time I could've been accused of indulging in bad relationships, though these days I seem to have stumbled upon the much sought-after, blinding light at the end of that oh so dark and lonely tunnel. ;) I'm kind of a huge fan of food which means I need to be an equally huge fan of treadmills and counting calories. I still bite my nails despite the pricey manicure habits. Playing the piano when it's raining continues to be, and will probably always be a favorite pastime. It's very likely that I will be far more interested in you than you will ever be in me. If I'm mad at you, wait five minutes. I am usually intoxicatingly jovial, I love pretty things, and I will always, ALWAYS want a cigarette after sex.

Chelsea --
[noun]:
A deadly strain of projectiile vomit
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Greed: High  
Gluttony: Medium  
Wrath: Very High  
Sloth: Medium  
Envy: Medium  
Lust: Very High  
Pride: High  
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You Are Pride! You're competitive about most things, and feel compelled to constantly assure yourself of your greatness. But hey, it's not all bad - maybe you are that good! You generally look presentable, and are well educated because you wouldn't let yourself be any other way. People are intimidated of you though, so try and tone it down a bit - after all nobody is perfect. Congratulations ... You are the 'Best Kept' of the 7 deadly sins!
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Your Brain is Purple
Of all the brain types, yours is the most idealistic.
You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense.
Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries.
You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - or a very different life for yourself. What Color Is Your Brain?

You Are Surrealism
Dreamy and idealistic, you've created a world that is all your own.
It's very likely that you've either dabbled in drugs or are naturally trippy.
You are always trying to push beyond the boundaries of your culture and society.
You believe that art, love, and freedom can change the world. What Art Movement Are You?

My Interests

Chelsea Mielke learned how to make people explode using only the mind.
... afterward, Chelsea Mielke decided to marry their imaginary friend.
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Things I absolutely adore: Pick up lines, Pinwheels, Cigarettes, Grafitti, Kaleidoscopes, Rehab, Identity theft commercials, Black eyeliner, Old books, Taylor, Mom, Minna, Ryan Gaeta :p, Lainey, Mias, Tarayewaraye, Pirates, Mirrors, Clocks, Astrology, Plastic lawn flamingos, Flamingos in general, really, Keeping old clothes that don't fit and never will again, Infatuation, Horchata, Scorpios, Umbrellas, Chai, Laughing, Muscle cars, Broadway shows, Leos, Things with glitter, Having random anger management issues, Piercings, Opals, Libras, Brightly colored ribbons, Chains, Gypsies, Capricorns, Dimly lit bars, Coconuts, Arabic drums, Strippers, Eating ridiculously large portions of sushi with my baby, Marzipan, Poker, Floss.

Things I absolutely abhor: Your ex, Licorice, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Routine, Pessimism, Banana flavored candy, Breaking nails, Hardcore, Emo, Fusion, Progressive rock, Shetland ponies, Mosquito hawks, Wasps, Canned green beans, The weird assortment of dead bugs that collect in windowsills, Drugs, Can openers, Cleaning, Untangling necklaces, Clinginess, Dramatic emotional displays, Oil changes, Mood swings, Being/feeling controlled, My empty wallet, Pink lipstick, Haughtiness, Being ignored, Monopoly, Meat.ALSO! This right hurr is my one and only sister. She's quite the pistol- red head to the core! She won't hesitate to rip you apart if you cross her, so don't you boys get any ideas now! I

I'd like to meet:

Someone strong enough to stand up to me or stand beside me.

You couldn't handle me.

And if you can...

You're already my friend.

And if you think you can...

Try and change my mind.

Never Date a Pisces
Sensitive, emotional, and unrealistically romantic - you are destined to break Pisces heart.
Don't get fooled by a charming Pisces. They'll be clinging to you by the end of the first date!

Instead try dating: Aries, Leo, Libra, or Aquarius What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

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Which American City Are You?

Las Vegas
You Shine bright and partake in all the vices. You'd rather burn out then fade away.

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Music:

It's easier for me to list all the music I don't like.

Which is as follows:

1.) Not a fan of this whole Emo thing. Though I have to admit I do like Panic! At the Disco, and according to my little sister, they're an emo band. And who's that other one? My Chemical Romance? I think I like one or two of their songs.

2.) Hardcore. I'm pretty sure there are no exceptions here..

3.) Fusion. I'm a huge fan of obnoxious music, but this stuff really inspires me to pound shards of glass into my ears.

4.) Progressive rock/neo-progressive/progressive metal. I understand it. I can appreciate it. Like everything else there are probably a couple exceptions, but for the most part? Not so much. Go ahead, hate me. I still won't like it. Sorry.

5.) ......Ya I think that covers it.

Movies:

.. The Village, Benny and Joon, Cabaret, Ed Wood, Requiem for a Dream, Spun, Seven, Valmont, Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, From Hell, Silence of the Lambs, Blow, Taffic, Run Lola, Run (cuz it's all in german!), Natural Born Killers, Serendipity, Momento, Pi, Chocolat, The Professional, Hero, Kill Bill 1 and 2, My First Mister, Little Shop of Horrors, My Cousin Vinny, Punch-drunk Love, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old and new), Legend of Sleepy Hollow(old and new), Kalifornia, Scarface(duh), American History X, True Romance, The Princess Bride, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Finding Forrester, House of 1000 Corpses, Almost Famous, Dusk to Dawn...or is it Dusk till Dawn..hmm. Anything odd, inspirational, with Johnny Depp, serial killers, gangsters, bad sex scenes and/or drugs. Oh, and sappy love movies...I eat 'em up like candy. It's disgusting really.

Television:

I watch House like it's my religion. Other than that... Not much for this "television." Though.. Sometimes.. If the mood is right... I'll watch the Discovery Channel.

Books:

.. Running with Scissors, Dry, Clockwork Orange, The Handmaid's Tale, Cheese Monkeys, Still Life with Woodpecker, Beowulf, House of Leaves, Naked Lunch, Exit to Eden, Grendel- (which I could read over and over again. That poor little monster- so tortured!), umm...anything vonegut...books on astrology, witch crafting, paganism, shamanism, I Ching, any writings/philosophies of Gurdjieff, coming of age novels, books that make me laugh- The Idiot Girl's Action Adventure Guide, Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, etc. I could sit and think of a lot more but I don't feel like it now.

Heroes:

.. My beloved Mae West!

And of course my sister. The most awesomest sister of them all. I also deeply respect a whole mess of people- but wouldn't call them "heroes" per se.

My Blog

I’d rather_____than celebrate Valentine’s Day

Comment this filling in the blank with what you'd rather do on Feburary 14th than celebrate Valentine's Day. Anyone can play! You don't necessarily have to be single and bitter. ;) When I get a good a...
Posted by Skookum on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:29:00 PST

Diet quotes ;)

LOVE these.. Well, most of them anyway. Ok, just the ones that justify being fat and eating a lot. Enjoy... " When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We ...
Posted by Skookum on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:40:00 PST

The Meat and Spirit Plan

By Selah Saterstrom. What a fantastic mess of novel amazingness. Quick read, raunchy, endearing in a slightly morbid way, get it if you can. These places I folded the page corner:"A Scottish guy in a ...
Posted by Skookum on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:29:00 PST

Quite the collection you have there...

It has come to my attention that my friends and family often say and write some amazing things. I've decided to start writing them down to form a sort of ridiculous collection of sorts for your/my rea...
Posted by Skookum on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:05:00 PST

Fiona Apple

"Fast As You Can"I let the beast in too soon, I dont know how to liveWithout my hand on his throat; I fight him always & stillO darling, its so sweet, you think you know how crazy-how crazy I amYo...
Posted by Skookum on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:52:00 PST

For the boys..

My grandmother sent this to me ;P "UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short) A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a...
Posted by Skookum on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:32:00 PST

Astrological signs and driving

Crash your car? Blame the stars A recent study suggests that you should be wary of getting into a vehicle driven by a Libra, Aquarian or Aries. By Reuters Never mind how careful y...
Posted by Skookum on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:52:00 PST

Kids these days ;)

So I'm talking to my sister about how she's failing her American history class right now in high school. She confessed that if she studied she'd probably pull her grade up. So I ask her, "Well, what ...
Posted by Skookum on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST

Hot sake and people who hate happy...

Hot sake= NEVER again. The owners of the Jasmine Thai restaurant down the street are liars! (Though no one here could possibly know this, and/or care- considering I live alone and walk the streets of ...
Posted by Skookum on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:24:00 PST

Tis most annoying...

So... GOOD= I finally get to where I am no longer craving the delicious cancer sticks. BAD= Now I'm gaining the inevitable 10 pounds we recent ex-smokers have to endure gaining. BADx2= I've been work...
Posted by Skookum on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:00:00 PST