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Asleep On Impact

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About Me

Aside from being a weekend worshiper of apathetic loafing, I work a lot and play not nearly so hard as those stupid X-TREME commercials. Last Tuesday I was actually eaten by a large ferret of some sort with plans to take over the world. I blasted a hole in it's stomach to escape, killing it, and in the process saving everyone on the face of the ENTIRE planet from a life of slavery under the rule of all Ferret-kind. Quite frankly you all owe me one. The proof you ask??? You're still here aren't you? I don't know what people normally write here truthfully. How one describes themself? I'm AWESOME! Duh! What am I supposed to write there though? "Hi, I'm a jerk", just doesn't seem the best way to get attention. Anyways, I really don't know what to say about myself, 'cause I feel weird talking about myself rather than my experiences on Tuesdays, so you'll hafta meet me to come to any oddball conclusions. Toodles. P.S. Eat Snacky Cakes
You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend
of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched
them on the rack, burned them at the stake,
boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them.
Most of your killings were politically targeted
but sometimes you killed just because you were
bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted
from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims
vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000. Evil Evil man. Fie on you!
Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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My Interests

I like assassinating stop signs on my way to work in the mornings. I also dig Godzilla movies, and Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Westerns, and I think PeanutButter Banana Sandwhiches are really gross(especially fried). I'm big on all things rock, exercise, and streaking. I also like reading, writing, Bill and Ted, technology, Horse Power, girls, and not my work. Can't forget Music. Music is a part of almost every waking moment for me. If the world came to an end, and everything was taken from me, quite frankly music would be the most sorely missed thing for me. Thank you and have a doughnut. You know you want one.
You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make
sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully,
it can be very satisfactory if he/she is into
you playing the dominant role MEORW!

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I'd like to meet:

EVERYBODY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I really do appreciate this site as my goals would seem nigh impossible if not for the efforts of these fine people.

Music:

Angry Music, nothing country at all period, VAST, Lacuna Coil, NIN, The CULT, Linkin Park, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Smile Empty Soul, Evanescence, Chevelle, Cold, Deadlights, Jack off Jill, Story of the Year, Snake River Conspiracy, Rammstein, Dope, Manson, Eve 6, Live, Seether, Blink 182, Local H, Trapt, K's Choice, Cracker, Drain STH, ICP, Stabbing Westward, The Offspring, The Guano Apes, Jimmy Eat World, The Bloodhound Gang, Tool, Nirvana, Machines of Loving Grace, AC/DC, DIO, Def Leopard, Bon Jovi, Atari Teenage Riot, P.O.D., PJ Harvey, Systematic, One Minute Silence, Spineshank, The list goes on soooo far

Movies:

Fight Club, ALL GODZILLA, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Akira, Jin Roh, Ghost in the Shell, Trainspotting, Moulin Rouge, The X-Men movies, The Terminator series, all the Aliens movies, Predator, Krull, almost anything cheesy or B class(or C-F for that matter), Blade, The Matrix series, Underworld, Van Helsing, LotR, most horror or sci-fi flix, Red Dawn, The Whole Nine Yards, Something about Mary, Most Adam Sandler movies, Lotsa war films, Gangs of New York, Kill Bill 1 & 2 (curiously, I pretty much hate all of his other films, but I love the character portrayals in ALL of them), South Park, etc.
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Television:

AquaTeenHungerForce, Angel, Sealab 2021, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, The Surreal life, lots stuff on the History/Discovery/Cooking channels, Friends, Orange County Choppers, Monster Garage, Family Guy, Futurama, Smallville, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Red Dwarf, Father Ted, The Critic, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Everybody Loves Raymond, Blind Date, Fifth Wheel, MTV Cribs, Fear, etc.NARUTO!!!!!
Sasuke: You're Uchiha Sasuke. For some reason,
you're a popular character. You tend to think
others are below you. You ass. Though most of
the time you can back up your claims. YOu do
look very cool in this pic however.

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Books:

Frank Herberts DUNE series, I was completely engrossed in Peter F. Hamilton's Reality Dysfunction set, I love Laurell K. Hmailton's Anita Blake books as well as her other smaller side series, huge fan of eveything that Raymond E. Feist has done, enjoy many of the old classics like Shakespeare, Poe, Lovecraft, Wilde, Heinlein, Asimov, and soo sooooo many oithers. Then tons o sci-fi and fantasy of every other sort as well. I just LOVE to read. I could totally curl up and immerse myself in a world not my own and be happy to stay that way forever, as sad as that seems.

Heroes:

Ian Astbury and Godzilla BABY!!!

My Blog

So I got in a car wreck (dedicated to my lost Dr. Pepper)

I must have used up my good karma and my luck almost simultaneously somewhere earlier today, because what I have to discuss now is of great import to me and I view it as tragic in the extreme. I've ha...
Posted by Asleep On Impact on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:20:00 PST

Time.... just time

As I sit to write this I feel devoid of energy and oddly thought as well though that cannot be fully true. I am trying my very hardest to fill my daily time with things to do so that I will stop think...
Posted by Asleep On Impact on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:38:00 PST

On being a romantic (for Katie)

Fact: I am a romantic. Now this doesn't mean I necessarily go out of my way doing romantic things. No, quite the contrary, I believe I am about as out of that ballgame as most guys are really. What it...
Posted by Asleep On Impact on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:35:00 PST

And the boredom hits

Kind of a re-intro of myself. My RL self. If not terribly interested in knowing me the person, this thread "probably" kind of a waste of time. Just a thought. Ye know....I don't have a job right now. ...
Posted by Asleep On Impact on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:01:00 PST

Awww well dammit all...

I guess I haven't written shite in the longest time, and it IS about time I did. Maybe fill you in on life as it is? hmm. Mebbe. I feel really odd on Valentines day almost every year. I have major pro...
Posted by Asleep On Impact on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I got the shit BEAT outta me yesterday

Yeah, so my buddy Aaron went into the Marines, and he got done with boot a lil while ago, and right now he's in town for the Holidays. Well I'm thinking I really wanna go in as well, but for the reser...
Posted by Asleep On Impact on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Awww, my poor hair though...

I just made the call after two months of no hair cuttey, and my hair stylist doesn't work there anymore (pout). DAMMIT! I hate it when I find someone who really does a good job, then I gotta go throug...
Posted by Asleep On Impact on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh man

I drank way too much tonight, and though I can type, and I'm not throwing up yet, I know things are bad, when I start wanting to discuss my feelings, and why I feel incomplete. Ugggh, brain starting t...
Posted by Asleep On Impact on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BUSH

Alright I'ma lay this ALL out on the damn table now, K? I keep seein all this Bush hater crap out there, and I wanna make sure everybody unerstands exactly what they're complaining about. I'm ususally...
Posted by Asleep On Impact on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm kinda bummed =(

I don't know why or what's up, but I feel like change is long past overdue, and it might be able to pass me by and foget about me completely. I don't wanna just fade away, and yet sometimes I feel lik...
Posted by Asleep On Impact on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST