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About Me

So ya wanna know about me huh? You asked for it. I work. . .and I work. . .and oh yeah, I also work. I work with some of the most immature whackos in Alameda, San Joaquin, and Contra Costa Counties and that is all of what you will most likely here me bitch and moan about when I write on here. I live in Tracy (all those stolen cars in Stockton. . .yeah they came from here) and congregate with some of the smartest retards I've been able to find. They're pretty good for some entertainment - just so long as you like the show "COPS", because. . .well. . .we've met just about all of them. As for my edumacation, that was a very bumpy road to say the least. However if you think my intelligence has suffered, you simply cannot comprehend how mistaken you are. AND LAST, let me just save you the energy of mumbling it to yourself as you find out more about me . . . YES, i AM very weird. Get over it.

My Interests

trying to keep my rap sheet from getting thicker. That's ALL that interests me right now.

I'd like to meet:

Bush Jr. - why NO that's not a rifle, that's a walking cane! 21 year olds can have arthritis too damn it.

Music:

ready for this? Amon Amarth, Warmen, Kalmah, Children of Bodom, The 69 eyes, Cannibal Corpse (lovely huh?), NIN, Modest Mouse, The Killers, Hank Williams Jr., HIM. . .I could really go on forever.

Movies:

you really had to ask. Vulgar, Drawing Flies, A Better Place, Breakfast of Champions, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Bubba Ho-Tep, Spun, Mulholland Falls, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Happiness (only watch this one if you're reeeeaaallly ready).

Television:

just found out about some of these. Weeds, Hopeless Pictures, Greg the Bunny (played on IFC uncensored), COPS (classics man, classics), Modern Marvels, Extreme Machines, you get the idea. . .I hope.

Books:

The Denial of Death by Ernest Becker, Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, Free Money to Change Your Life by Mathew Lesko

Heroes:

Hank Hill