Sports, music, comic books, writing, drawing, alcohol, and general geekery combined with a healthy amount of jackassery
I'd like to meet:
People who get it. Plus fun people, the good kind of crazy people, mutant genetic supermonkeys(I still hold out hope...Lancelot Link, where are you?) and anybody who wants to meet me. Which after that last sentence, is probably nobody....but I feel the point is valid. I'd like to meet Stevie Nicks, too.
You scored as Jason Varitek. You are Jason Varitek. You are a natural leader and are highly respected by many. You are tough and will duke it out with any purple-lipped princess when it comes to defending your buddies, which makes you a very loyal friend. Oh Captain, my captain!
Jason Varitek
83%
Johnny Damon
73%
Manny Ramirez
70%
Curt Schilling
67%
Theo Epstein
63%
Mark Bellhorn
60%
Kevin Millar
57%
David Ortiz
40%
Which Red Sox Player Are You?
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.. You scored as
Purple Lightsaber. You have a purple lightsaber. You are signified by red and blue combined showing two sides of you. Nevertheless, you are very wise and intelligent, and respected amongst your peers.
Purple Lightsaber
100%
Black Lightsaber
83%
Blue Lightsaber
75%
Green Lightsaber
67%
Yellow/Orange Lightsaber
67%
Red Lightsaber
25%
What Color Lightsaber would you have?
created with QuizFarm.comYeah, once you go purple, you never go back...
Music:
Steely Dan, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, John Mayer, Curtis Mayfield, Phil Dutra, Iron and Wine, classic rock, good alternative rock, rap, classical, Roper, Plane, We are Scientists, Fallout Boy, Snow Patrol, The Killers-fantastic, Avril Lavigne-hot, Serge Gainsbourg-French(but the okay kind)
Movies:
I've always felt that snuff films get a bad wrap...Anything with Steve McQueen (The Cincinnati Kid- best movie ever-don't question it), Biographical, Sci-fi, comic book, sports, drama, not much for anime, am much for comedy that's funny, I used to hate Will Ferrell, but he's grown on me, in no small part thanks to Anchorman. Superfly, The Killer Tomato Saga, and call me cheesy, but I really enjoyed "Paradise Alley," despite ol' Sly's vocal adventure. Older movies are just better, sorry. I also find it amusing that Roman Pulanski is re-doing Olliver Twist. seriously, c'mon now...that's funny.
Television:
is slowly draining you of your fertility. Sports, ATHF, Venture Bros, Family Guy, Simpsons, Jose Luis (when I can at work), My Name is Earl, the Office, Heroes
You Are Mr. Burns
Okay, so you're evil...
You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary!
You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses
Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar."
The Simpsons Personality Test
Which Griffin family memeber are you? (Family Guy)
Stewie Griffin. He's the cutest little guy until he opens his mouth! This baby shoots at a 5th grade level and tries at every chance to kill his mother.
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Books:
I HATE Charles Dickens... I was really pissed off when I found out he was dead, because I wanted to kill him myself. But I'll read anything by James G. Robinson and Geoff Johns. And the movies were okay, but Tolkein sucks. I can make up 987 pages of weird names, too. Kurt Busiek is fantastic. However, the last good book I read was Curious George Goes to the Hospital. To this day, I attribute that book for helping me to not eat puzzle pieces, a situation that came up with unnerving frequency; even though it fell a little short of my expectations, it delivered what it promised, so I suppose I can't complain....Not like that lying, no good Dick. I don't believe he really wanted to run. You could see it in his smug face...with his red ball...and his chaps...and his Barry Manilow box set...bastard
Heroes:
Steve McQueen is the greatest American EVER. All who say otherwise are Communists. Also, Alexander Hamilton, John Montagu, Matt Groening, Pat LaFontaine, and Tom Brady.
