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I have mostly been drinking booze lately

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About Me

i like beer, cheese, meat, whisky/bourbon,you,me,animals,gettin tattoo's and my woman and sometimes my friends. And Tea but not high tea.I also love to swear lots and my favourite swear word is cunt.

My Interests

drinkin and livin the life of leeds premier attraction for the ladies.Now and then i have been know to enjoy the odd handshandy and im seen as a culinary genius by my peers mainly because my friends cant cook anything more than a reheated shai nan.i also love taxidermy and cheese tasting and rewritting my myspace profile on a daily basis in an effort to look more productive at work.

I'd like to meet:

Axl Rose and Slash is top of the list followed by all the people ive wronged in the past so i could wrong them again in the present.

Music:

g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r g n r G'N'FIN'R. and down, superjoint ritual and pantera! phil anselmo is the fuckin man! Aswell as Kyuss, Unida and Hermano, Tina Turner, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Metallica, The cure, The Smiths, Deftones, Duran Duran , Megadeth, Monster Magnet, Clutch, Corrosion of Conformity, Etc
Good. You know your music. You should be able to
work at Championship Vinyl with Rob, Dick and
Barry

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Movies:

anything with clint eastwood in. THE MANS A LEGEND!

Television:

Kojak and Duckman

Books:

Anything by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Im currently reading Cloud Atlas but cant remember the author

Heroes:

Axl Rose and Slash is top of the list followed by Duckman and Jack Daniels. Special mention to a certain Miss Stagg who heroically wakes up earlier than me every morning and puts a boiled egg on to boil for my breakfast.

My Blog

smokin

im tryin to give up and its fuckin killin me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted by I have mostly been drinking booze lately on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PHILLIP JOHN PELTER

IM STARTIN A CAMPAIGN TODAY TO GET MY BESTFRIEND PHIL TO QUIT LIVIN HIS FAKE HETERO LIFESTYLE, DUMP HIS GIRLFRIEND AND JUMP HEADFIRST OUT OF HIS RANCID LITTLE CLOSET COZ HE IS IN FACT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Posted by I have mostly been drinking booze lately on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me

im fuckin ill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! not in that shit american way where it means good but actually in pain and half dead and shit! i need some tlc!
Posted by I have mostly been drinking booze lately on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

filth

ive got no cigs. i just smoked four cig butts outta my ashtray. i feel dirty.
Posted by I have mostly been drinking booze lately on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i fuckin love gettin trashed.

drinkin copious amounts of top shelf liqour is the best thing in the world.
Posted by I have mostly been drinking booze lately on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BOOZE

it makes me feel momentarily like a king but now i feel raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! fuckin shitty bastard alcohol. why must it taste sooooo good? same goes for kebabs actually. its a deadly c...
Posted by I have mostly been drinking booze lately on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GUNS N ROSES

for some reason today, i cant get november rain out of my head. its not a bad thing like but i think i'd prefer it if bad obsession was playin on repeat in my head coz november rains way too emo for a...
Posted by I have mostly been drinking booze lately on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BOOZE......................

Today im overcome with the urge to run out of the office and drink myself into oblivion. i actually NEED a beer. or a whisky. my girlfriends gonna kill me today. its okay tho, hopefully im gonna be to...
Posted by I have mostly been drinking booze lately on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

today

today at work im mostly dealin with more fannies than you could shake a big stick at. it's fuckin dry.
Posted by I have mostly been drinking booze lately on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am........

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