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mark peña

I made a vow, to carry you home.

About Me

We salute you Mr. Looks Like A Mexican Barry White and Plays Deep House DJ. Only u can make music produced by coke heads sound intimate and sexy. Only you can ooze your mexican machismo all over the decks and still make women want to wet their panties. To make music and cd's so deep, that it touches anything with a vagina

am i the only dj on this place that doesn't have like eleventy-billion pictures of me dj'ing, and like 'I'M A DJ PEOPLE, CAN'T YOU SEE!?!? CANT YOU SEE!?!?!?

My Interests

80's movies, 80's music, air supply, al green, almond m&m's, attention, audi, barry white, beer, ben stiller, bill murray, blondes, boy cut panties, brunettes, buttsecks, cats, cheese, cheese dip, choomba woomba, comedy, cup-o-noodles, Dallas, dark hair, darth vader, deep house, diesel, duct tape, family guy, flaming hot Cheeto's, flea eating ogres, flesh eating ogres, food, friends, Guinness, homestarrunner, house, house music, idb, inspirit, jason lee, john cusack, john hughes, jon favreau, kaskade, kittens, luke wilson, microwave popcorn, monkeys, movies, music, naked music, nintendo, ocean, office space, om records, oral sex, otis redding, owen wilson, panties, people watching, pho, photography, pizza, playstation 2, ps2, ralph wiggum, redbull vodka, redheads, ron livingston, scarlett johansson, schoolgirl uniforms, serenity, sex, shoes, shopping, simpsons, sleep, sleeping, star wars, strong bad, swedish fish, the evil monkey, the kool-aid man, the ocean, toys, trogdor, uk garage, ukg, vinyl, volkswagen, wal-mart, weezer, wes anderson, whiskey, will farrell, women.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet lots of douchebags, and women who have terrible taste in music.

Music:

deep house, jazz, trip hop/downtempo, some hip hop (not top 40), motown, 80's stuff. Major influences from the three black men: Otis Redding, Barry White, and Al Green. Other influences from Bily Corgan, and Dave Grohl. I'm finding new music everyday that i like, and I can pretty much listen to anything except for commercial Hip Hop, country, trance, and Hard House. I actually despise those.

Movies:

I like a lot of movies. I've got a lot of movies. I used to have a link here, but that shit didn't work.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, Family Guy, Friends.

Books:

Too many books to read, too little time to read them.

Heroes:

My Parents, Bill Murray, Master Shake, Darth Vader, The Kool-Aid Man, Homer Simpson, and the Ladies Man.

My Blog

i can now squat my own body weight

185 lbs, 4 reps last night.  thats all i got.
Posted by mark peña on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

20 Things I learned from Tech Support

20 Things I Learned From Tech Support As long as the world turns, users will still have problemsSubstance abusers and computer op...
Posted by mark peña on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:58:00 PST

Thanks to all who came out to my bday

I'll try to get a gallery of photo's up for all to see from the weekend.  Thanks a lot all :)
Posted by mark peña on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:09:00 PST

Birthday Crap

So friday is my birthday.  If you're a good, close friend of mine please feel free to join me and my other friends.  So far it looks like it will be something to eat, some bowling, and then ...
Posted by mark peña on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:03:00 PST

Now entertaining Ideas for my 30th bday

July 27th I'll be turning the "dirty thirty".  I'd like for my friends to celebrate with me and all have a good time.  So like, the 2 people that read this blog, throw some ideas out there t...
Posted by mark peña on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:57:00 PST

Guidelines for Platonic Friendship

Some sensible rules and regulations to avoid any confusion in a male-female friendship. by moreanonymous, posted on Nov. 09 at 09:48am 71339 Views | 67 Votes Flag: Lame | Offensive | Spam Th...
Posted by mark peña on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:23:00 PST

10 Simple ways to save yourself from messing up your life

Stop taking so much notice of how you feel. How you feel is how you feel. It'll pass soon. What you're thinking is what you're thinking. It'll go too. Tell yourself that whatever you feel, you feel; w...
Posted by mark peña on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:10:00 PST

4 years left to live

According to Albert Einstein if the bees were somehow elimiated from our planet, we would soon follow..... and bees are disappearing :(  So be sure to hug it out with the people ya care about.&nb...
Posted by mark peña on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:46:00 PST

VisualDNA thing

    Read my VisualDNA"     Get your own VisualDNA"...
Posted by mark peña on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:14:00 PST

300 funnies


Posted by mark peña on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:40:00 PST