Lines |
Why do people feel the need to stand a mile behind the person in front of them? I'm not implying that you stand so close you can hear the person breathe, but a foot or a foot and a half&nb...
Posted by café con leche on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:34:00 PST |
Como Ama Una Mujer... Jennifer Lopez |
keep your money ...
Posted by café con leche on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:39:00 PST |
Bad Breath? |
article written by Sarah Albert
We've all found ourselves chatting with someone whose breath could easily wilt a flower. With more than 90 million people suffering from chronic bad breath (also called...
Posted by café con leche on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:02:00 PST |
Peeing on an electric fence... |
If you do decide to do so, BEWARE! cuz your dick/cock/penis/schlong/monkey will look like this:
The poor fella peed on a 3-phase electric fence. For those who are electrically illiterate, 1-pha...
Posted by café con leche on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST |
The Open Toed Shoe Pledge |
* I promise to always wear sandals that FIT. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. The sides and tops of my feet will not bulge out betwe...
Posted by café con leche on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:06:00 PST |
Priceless |
Makeup job: $60.00Boob job: $6,000.00
Forgetting to tuck your nuts: PRICELESS ...
Posted by café con leche on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:18:00 PST |
Virtual Colonoscopy |
On my way to work I heard an advertisement stating that there is this new technology called Virtual Colonoscopy - they use a 3-d imaging machine sonogram thingie (I guess something similar to the...
Posted by café con leche on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:15:00 PST |
Papercuts |
HURT like a motherfucker
Posted by café con leche on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:09:00 PST |
Posting pictures of dying family members |
Maybe it's me, but...I just don't think it's "nice" to post a picture of a dying family member on your MySpace page - especially one like this: I mean, I'm sure this person ...
Posted by café con leche on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST |
Norbit |
Was I the only one totally annoyed by how skinny Thandie Newton was in this film?
And why did Katt Williams only speak like 2 lines?
...and I'm gonna watch it again with Andreas...Hope he likes...
Posted by café con leche on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:31:00 PST |
