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Deep Thought

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My Interests

Right now, I am interested in finding, purchasing, and eating a geoduck

I'd like to meet:

Me about 15 years ago so I could tell him to learn how to skateboard, breakdance, mix beats, draw comics, and just be fuckin sweet like that

Heroes:

The inventor of Bobbleheads, Slinkys, and the Rock Tumbler...those people made millions off the dumbest shit

My Blog

Screw you Micheal Vick! I’m obviously more important

For anyone who hasn't caught either the local news for columbus, OH or the national news on CNN, CNN Headline News, and Fox News, that was my house, that was my tree, that was my tree thrown into the ...
Posted by Deep Thought on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:02:00 PST

The End

Welp, I just got fired. I kinda saw it coming and I tried to fix it, I really did. I worked harder, tried to improve my organizational skills, even improve my disposition. guess it didnt work. As my b...
Posted by Deep Thought on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:17:00 PST

MONKEY WARS!!!!

..> Activists Want Chimp Declared a 'Person' ..>.. headline end -->.. date/author start --> ..> May 4 12:24 PM US/EasternBy WILLIAM J. KOLEAssociated Press Writer ..>.. date/author end -->.....
Posted by Deep Thought on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

Rosie to Sheryl: "Have you seen my ass?" wow, I actually agree with Rosie

The answer, presumably, is no -- but Rosie made her point, pooh-poohing Sheryl Crow for suggesting that we all use just one square of toilet paper per trip to the loo.Crow made her comments on her blo...
Posted by Deep Thought on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:10:00 PST

Don Imus and the raging shit storm, a childrens tale, read up kiddies

I was trying to avoid this but, the whole Oprah thing was the tipping point that acutally pushed me to anger Ok to get any sissy pants out of here lets start things off like this: Cracker, nigger, dyk...
Posted by Deep Thought on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST

Useless Question on a useless topic

I was on my lunch break and had the TV on Fox, they were showing the Family Feud. I could not help but realize how dumb some people are, but what was even worse was the "support" they were recieving f...
Posted by Deep Thought on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST

Can't Blame White People...from the pudding man

I certainly hope he actually did write this, not only does he advocate the eating of pudding...mmmmm but also this, Can't Blame White Peopleby Bill Cosby They're standing on the corner and they can'...
Posted by Deep Thought on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:25:00 PST

sweet sweet irony...almost better than a reese cup...almost

HOUSE HEARING ON 'WARMING OF THE PLANET' CANCELED AFTER ICE STORM HEARING NOTICE Tue Feb 13 2007 19:31:25 ETThe Subcommittee on Energy and Air Quality hearing scheduled for Wednesday, February 14, 200...
Posted by Deep Thought on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:28:00 PST

Quick evolution update

Newark Child dies choking himself in "Choking Game" - Newark Schools Send Home Letters about the dangers of this game.............tragic yes..........feel bad for the family, I do......was the kid bei...
Posted by Deep Thought on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

Dear retarded America....remove the fanny pack and I love kool-aid shirt

This is in regards to the latest story out of Boston, involving the Aqua Teen Hunger Force bomb scare. GET A GRIP AMERICA!!! Do you really think that a bomb would have blinking LEDs on it so its a gia...
Posted by Deep Thought on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST