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About Me

I have worked retail for almost eight years now and im only twenty five years old. That basically makes me crazy. I am a sarcastic ass hole most of the time. I have the quickest wit of anyone you will ever meet but you wont get any of my jokes unless you know me. I love to drink at the pub and hang out with my closest friends.
We would get in a lot of trouble but we never get caught.
I have a six inch mohawk which everyone freaks out about but its not the only thing interesting about me. I have four tattoos but you will probably only ever see three of them. I love to draw. I have ice blue eyes. I like to play guitar hero and I will kick your ass. I love to go to shows and get really trashed. I also love to talk for hours about how fucked up society is. Girls with tattoos and piercings get me every time. Strong headed girls are also the only type for me.
I am the only one of me you will ever meet. Which is probably a good thing!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I already met your mom.
.. These Are The People I Would Really Like To Meet..... Hunter S Thompson. Mark Twain. Sid Vicious. Dime Bag Derrel. Chris Farley. John Belushi. JFK. Hitler. Every Person On My Friends List!

My Blog

The Cabin as written by Molly...

This will only make sense to those who experienced the cabin... 120 beers in a few hours, beer pong, 8pm bed time, hot tub, bubbles, frozen hair, more beer, more bubbles, frozen socks, more bubbles, m...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 13:29:00 GMT

Perfect Situation

"Perfect Situation"What's the deal with my brain?Why am I so obviously insane?In a perfect situationI let love down the drain.There's the pitch, slow and straight.All I have to do is swingand I'm a he...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 20:22:00 GMT

Girls

I dont know how to take the past few weeks of dealing with girls. I have been slapped in the face harder than I have ever been hit before. I have had a girl tell me she wants to leave her boyfriend an...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:49:00 GMT

Seduction

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 20:23:00 GMT

Life, Love and Death (A look into my current life)

Life, Love and Death..... The things that usually occupy most of my waking thoughts. I have no real opinions on any of them though. Life seems to be some repeating agony of painful redundance. Love is...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 21:19:00 GMT

Alcohol

Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're e...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 15:11:00 GMT

Theory On The Existence Of Time

I wrote the text that follows as a bulletin originally. I just thought it would be a real quick conversation starter because I am really bored and no one interesting is talking. Please excuse the spel...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:15:00 GMT

Trivial Things

I know I have said this many a time to all my friends but I am going to say it again. I wish civilization would end. Right now, this very instant, I want to look outside and see chaos. People running ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:24:00 GMT

Dedicated Target Team Members of 1236

R.I.P. Enough Said!
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 14:10:00 GMT

Dont call me or this guy chucky EVER.....

100 Facts About Chuck Norris: 1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunt...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 15:56:00 GMT