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I wake up every morning and piss excellence

True Religion JEans And Hoodie $300, Ed Hardy Hat $50, Calvin Klein Shirt and tie $100, Stan Smiths

About Me

Ask Ur Glr Bout my Dick She Said Dats Delicious Ask Her Did She Swallow She Said Dats Nutritious..

Name: JD

Status: In A Relationship

Height: 6'

Weight: 145

Hazel eyes, In the process of Growin da dreads. Alwaysdress to impress, don't sleep on da pretty boyz... outgoing, confident, and always willing to have a good time and knows how to treat a woman rightSCORPIO Most erotic. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. DID YOU KNOW: SEX!!!Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and%D%A tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: FreshPrince
Birthday: 11/11
Birthplace: Bean Town/b
Current Location: Montgomery County, MD

Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: 3/4 haitian and 1/4 dominican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Dunks SB
Your Weakness: I have no weakness because i believe that all ur weakness' should be ur strenghts
Your Fears: Death
Your Perfect Pizza: peperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get excepted to Morehouse
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm the shyt
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn its early
Your Best Physical Feature: Abs
Your Bedtime: 11:30
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i love iced tea period
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yea
Do you Sing: yea
Do you Shower Daily: 3 showers a day
Have you Been in Love: yes twice
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yes
Are you a Health Freak: naw
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: no
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Lawyer
What country would you most like to Visit: Brasil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: Long hair
Height: shorter than me
Weight: 160lbs
Best Clothing Style: always dressed to empress
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Your Porn Star Name is: Michael J. Cox


%D%A
Your Pimp Name Is...
Prince Dynamite
Your Fortune Is
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.



Your Kissing Purity Score: 11% Pure
For you, it's all kiss and no talk.

You're in a permanent lip lock. "How long can u last in bed???"

Over 60 minutes
Damn...u really know how to work it and keep the heat up for a long time. U prolly experiment and tease a lot. Your partner thinks you're a kinky bitch and loves doing it with u. U keep it coming and know how to make it fun. You really know how to pull an all-nighter and make it extra special. You get the caressing, teasing, and experimenting in all in night. It makes u even more irresistible and the sex even more intimate.


9
JONATHAN
J is for Joyful
O is for Optimistic
N is for Natural
A is for Animated
T is for Tempting
H is for Humorous
A is for Arty
N is for Naughty %D%A Get Your Own Voice Player Manage ............

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My Brown Sugar *She's Brown Sugar...you kno we all lookin for wifey material; a woman thats fine, smart, classy but not a snob...hella hella sexy, but not a hoe. that's brown sugar. I mean, don't get confused by her business suit- she is a freak in the bedroom...But then on the converse side of things you got the girls in the videos with their breasts all propped up and hangin out their dresses...those are the Cyndi Lauper hunies. They just like to have fun. Don't get it twisted, I would tap that as well. Thats how men roll...stupid and simple.* DhelseaMS.........

My Blog

NEW Beauty

New Beauty i love your skin the way it shine i love your lips up against mines i think of you each and everyday how i would like to please in different ways i want to be your everything make you never...
Posted by I wake up every morning and piss excellence on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:28:00 PST

What I Love About You

What I Love About You   I Love the way you look at me Your eyes captivating and beautiful I love the way you kiss me Your lips so soft and smooth   I love the way you make me so happy And th...
Posted by I wake up every morning and piss excellence on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST

You Leaned Over and You kissed me

You Leaned Over and You kissed me   You Leaned Over and You kissed me I felt my knees go weak You Leaned Over and You kissed me I couldn't even speak You Leaned Over and You kissed me With a pass...
Posted by I wake up every morning and piss excellence on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 01:01:00 PST

SEX

SEX The kissing the smiles the smell the feeling the attraction the passion all of these supposedly define sex today But does it really?!!! It's like when you get to be aroung my age Its not even usu...
Posted by I wake up every morning and piss excellence on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:08:00 PST

Life

LYfe Life Isn't it a Funny Word I mean what is Life? Who really knows? Is it you breathing and being able to function But wait one mal-function and BAM your gone So what's Life again? You never know w...
Posted by I wake up every morning and piss excellence on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:42:00 PST

Homecoming day lol

lol lol lol homecoming homecoming homecoming how can i say this well lets start from the beginning i woke up at 9:00am and got my bag paked and took a shower and left the house at 9:30 to go to Louis'...
Posted by I wake up every morning and piss excellence on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 02:01:00 PST

Halloween NIGHT

YO YO YO YO the yesterday started off great lol. We left skool at 1240 and went to Angel's crib and chilled and planned out th night (nothing went as planned though lol) then we picked up Jess and Bec...
Posted by I wake up every morning and piss excellence on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 08:52:00 PST