Im pretty much the wierdest kid that anybody has ever met. Im a smart kid, but im really clumsy. ;) I am known to say stupid thing at the worst time. Some of my friends and co-workers call my "Carry" and other people like to call me asswipe. But WHATEREVER!!!! I like to do what I want whenever I want because Im just that cool. Hit me up if you love to kick it.-- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Which dysfunctional Barbie are you?
Sorority Slut Barbie
You're the Tri Sigma whore that every frat loser knows by name. You love your hot pink tube top and your blonde streaks glow in the blacklight at all the frat parties. Chances are you've been on Girls Gone Wild at least once.
Click Here to Take This Quiz
Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. -- -- END YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Pokemon .. 35: Clefairy - Its a fat ass pink piece of shit. It stinks like eggs and and weavs baskets in its spare time and has nasty titties stinking out of its head.
Of the Original 150, Which Pokemon Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
A Male, Hight: 4ft 1in - 10ft 1in, Weight: 50lbs - 1000lbs, Style: Gangster - Bum, Sexual Orientation: Whatever.
My Japanese Name Is...
Mai Rokujochigusa What's your Japanese Name?
adopt your own virtual pet!
What Family Guy Character Are You? by dazeoffire
Your Name
Your Age
You Are...
Quiz created with MemeGen !
How long can you whack it? by Chloejoey
Your LJ name
Birthdate
Hours 2
Minutes 35
Quiz created with MemeGen !
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Carry
Birthday: 09/16/878
Birthplace: My moms vagina
Current Location: Sea Town!
Eye Color: Limes
Hair Color: Grey
Height: 5ft 9in
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have 4 hands....
Your Heritage: Cyclops
The Shoes You Wore Today: Box of tissue
Your Weakness: INTERCOURSE
Your Fears: NO INTERCOURSE
Your Perfect Pizza: a FAT suasage just on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Visit a foreign planet (ur-anus)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: who spilled the box of tacs?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have morning wood or what?
Your Best Physical Feature: My facial hair
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like it!
Your Most Missed Memory: that one time at band camp
Pepsi or Coke: Penis
MacDonalds or Burger King: I want the king
Single or Group Dates: Group Sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nesex
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Intercourse
Do you Smoke: only the best crack
Do you Swear: every FUCKING other FUCKING word......BITCHES!
Do you Sing: only during sex
Do you Shower Daily: only after sex
Have you Been in Love: I love my pugs! GUS!!!
Do you want to go to College: im not the sharpest crayon in the box
Do you want to get Married: to a boy....MATTHEW BIG LIAR DI!
Do you belive in yourself: no way
Do you get Motion Sickness: nopers
Do you think you are Attractive: HELL YEAH. check me out for yourself
Are you a Health Freak: no way Jose
Do you get along with your Parents: who does these days anyway?
Do you like Thunderstorms: only during sex
Do you play an Instrument: i play a good cock
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: 1 word, D.A.R.E.
In the past month have you Smoked: crack
In the past month have you been on Drugs: crack crack
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with my little matty bigLIARdi
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: of course
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yahyo
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i HATE fish. =/
In the past month have you been on Stage: heeeeeeeeeeell no
In the past month have you been Dumped: ive taken a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: im naked right now, without water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: 12 guys virginity, and 1 cats
Ever been Drunk: or course
Ever been called a Tease: ever fucked a goat?
Ever been Beaten up: by myself
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: by a group of adult hammerhead sharks
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a sex god
What country would you most like to Visit: Hawaii
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: loooong
Height: midget size (there so cute)
Weight: fat midget
Best Clothing Style: tight
Number of Drugs I have taken: crack
Number of CDs I own: 1
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: apple
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
tHE JAzz FluTE
You Are 100% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader. How Weird Are You?
Carolyn
Guppy
Agility
3 | Strength
8 | Stamina
5
Battle Rating
16
Origins
Carolyn exploded onto the scene after releasing a number-1 hit single
Can your fishy beat Carolyn ? --
Andy Milonakis
PENis. HAHAHAHAHAHa
music video code by urbnmix.net
kanye west (ft jamie fox) - gold digger
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?