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i wish i were a tenenbaum

do you have that insatiable fear that you'll die making a left turn in the middle of nowhere? ... ye

About Me

my fastest time on minesweeper (at the 'expert level') is 100 seconds.

i like basketball too.

heck yeah!

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My Interests

stuff makes me feel itchy. i like feeling itchy.

I'd like to meet:

wes anderson. the wilson brothers. jason schwartzman. mike einziger.

Music:

anything fresh.

Movies:

to date i've watched...too many. but i hope to remedy that by watching more.

Television:

i thoroughly enjoy good television advertisements.

Books:

one name repeats in my mind: holden caulfield

Heroes:

the guy who invented the internet that will soon save us from the greatest disaster to befall mankind: global warming...er, cooling...er, warming...

My Blog

hate'n'at...

doncha' hate it? i mean, those damn kids hatin' each other n'fer no damn reason talkin' n'arguin' like they even know what they're talkin' about brother against brother sister against sister just hati...
Posted by i wish i were a tenenbaum on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST

oldie but goodie...

stupid i have been fleeting has been my heart shallow have been my thoughts hasty has been my hand patience may well have brought stability but with my ill-advised eagerness has come disparity &nbs...
Posted by i wish i were a tenenbaum on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:21:00 PST

which are you...

PISCES~~~~~have tiny fingers. enjoy eating peanuts with a honey glaze on them. often bite their tongues while chewing cinnamon flavored gum. great at flicking people.LIBRA~~~~have unusually large anus...
Posted by i wish i were a tenenbaum on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:17:00 PST