jr. gem

they call it.............. the ghost train.

as much of my life is spent fed up and late, i finally asked the manning subway attendant for a schedule, a time table for the G. after shuffling around, he hands me one and says, "i use these t...
Posted by jr. gem on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

rocks and rats.

sometimes you just gotta watch the sun set over the east river.
Posted by jr. gem on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:41:00 PST

handy woman.

being a bachelorette means replacing a toilet seat without vomitting using nothing but a butter knife and moxie.i'd say i feel like rosie the riveter, but i feel more like my mother....
Posted by jr. gem on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST

first night in my new apartment.

i'd cook a nice dinner, but there's a gas leak.i'd go to bed, but i didn't move my mattress.so here i am. on the floor. in my jacket.goodbye b1. hello 2c. your neighbour, xolexi...
Posted by jr. gem on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

how i spent valentine's day.

i traveled to the sixth floor of filene's basement, sat in a firm and cheaply upholstered chair, overlooked union square as young couples caught my eye, and cried.i will never, ever feel that way agai...
Posted by jr. gem on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:21:00 PST

BONERKILL

apparently, those of us who don't drive are not exempt from falling victim of power trips and carbon copies.a $60 subway ticket can kiss my ass. and when "new york's finest" are sent to arrest m...
Posted by jr. gem on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:50:00 PST

"haha" funny, or...?

tonight, a clown gave me his phone number etched in a plastic cup containing remnants of red wine. i'll allow you to draw your own absurd conclusions....
Posted by jr. gem on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:16:00 PST

word to the wise.

never shout "fucking hipster idiots" at the bedford ave station when you are clearly outnumbered by 200 or more. where's the snapple cap with that fact??...
Posted by jr. gem on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:49:00 PST

a case of the rich thinking their piss don't stink.

i don't care how fancy grand central terminal is, it still smells of piss like every other station.
Posted by jr. gem on Sat, 20 May 2006 09:42:00 PST