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About Me

at 12, i had an overwhelming urge to destroy, at 16, an overwhelming urge to create, and at 23 an overwhelming urge to have an overwhelming urge which seems to be absent from my life.

I like Luden's Cough Drops even though they've never worked.

i collect maps. i am alone at my computer. Altogether sad at this moment, unable to provide this illusion of my contentment with "online reputations" and the depersonalization of ones secrets and passions. For those who do not know me, this pamphlet is scarcely an indicator of my true self.

trying to understand love is like trying to grip onto water. a fortune teller once told me that i would have a good life. her choices of words were deliberately vague and misinterpretable. this world is full of shit. pure shit. I like avacados.
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werner herzog...oh wait, i did.

My Blog

get through the next day syndrome

today was a good day. i found 18 dollars in the pocket of a pair of jeans i haven't worn in a while. it made everything worthwhile. i can buy 5 gallons of gas with that kind of money. i wonder, do...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:17:00 GMT

the incecisive nature of a SUNY graduate

today i shaved off my sideburns, causing me to question why i had them in the first place. then i went down to battery park and worked on my script all day. i returned home feeling accomplished and re...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 22:37:00 GMT

this fucked up shit i saw while stuck in traffic.

to whoever so dares read my ramblings... I remember so vividly, a day in the spring of '02, so hopelessly was i stuck in limping traffic, enroute to NYC from the Henry Hudson, that such...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 23:12:00 GMT

this really is a poem i wrote

this is a poem i wrote about joanne who died a year ago this last week, called Life is Saccharine it goes like this: Life is saccharine, life is sweet. life is sometimes good to eat. a...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 12:40:00 GMT

FREEDOM PENGUINS ALASKA

The following is a list of stupid shit i've pondered while lying awake at night unable to sleep: 1) how many stop signs are there in america? 2) how did penguins evolve? 3) why do peo...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 21:27:00 GMT

this is a poem i wrote.

just kidding. this isn't a poem, but a complaint. I'm stuck at work and i'm feeling blander than the tapeoka colored walls. I have not spoken a word since 9 am. i kind of have that thing where when yo...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:52:00 GMT