Sports, beer and girls. not necissarily in that order.
o most definitely Jessica Alba, and of course anyone from the dallas cowboys, especially Roy Williams (undoubtedly the hardest hitting safety in the NFL)
I love just about everything,country, rock and rap.
Top Gun. It is in fact the greatest movie ever made bar none
Family Guy and Arrested development. those 2 shows are the shit and it is a shame theyre cancelling Arrested development
chuck norris, hes a badass,chuck norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of chuck norris.Chuck norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because the only element that Chuck norris recognizes is surprise.They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldnt take shit from anybody.Chuck Norris does not have to do anything for a Klondike bar.Chuck Norris does not mow the lawn, he stares it down and dares it to grow.Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake for a condom.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel.Every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, an angel gets its wings.God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for a +500 gain to roundhouse ability.It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.AND FINALLY... Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norrisi......need i say more?