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About Me

This was meant to be a space where I can collect all my thoughts and musings on Balamory so that when I write my many books on the matter and become wonderfully rich for being so gay and sad then you will all be laughing on the other side of your face. Well sod it! I'm through with being gay. I shall of course stick to my original plan of becoming a Newsround presenter as that is the reason I'm forking out shed loads of money at uni so I can learn how to be one.

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My Interests

Sleep, Food, Sex(not necessarily in that order)What else do you need?

I'd like to meet:

Crazy Swedes ja and Lizo...oh wait, I already have met Lizo!

Music:

Anything Scottish, anything that's been in Neighbours (apart from those gay twins), S Club, Vonda Shepard, Faith Hill, Fatboy Slim, Take That (I've met them don't you know!), No Doubt, U2, Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, Chesney baby, Celine, Peter Andre, David Hasselhoff (I have to embrace my Austrian roots!), Boomtown Rats, Brotherhood of Man, infact, everything that's come out of Eurovision, Beautiful South, Queen, PJ and Duncan, Bucks Fizz (tis Eurovision again), Shakira, Busted, ABBA, Many shameful christmas songs, My Uncle Don [McLean], Cliffy and lots of other gay things that are collectively known as children's television theme tunes and songs from adverts.

Movies:

Bridget, many things containing Ewan, More Bridget, more things containing Ewan, Down with Love (which contains Bridget AND Ewan!), The Little Mermaid, Alladin, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, many other Disney films, The Crocodile Hunter, Star Wars (not all of them contain Ewan...the rest contain Harrison Ford) AI...the shitest film you will EVER see, Shrek, The Sound of Music, George of the Jungle, Hooook (you are the Pan) and Eurotrip ja!

Television:

Skins, The Shiney Show, Balamory, Ally McBeal, Newsround, Neighbours, Monarch of the Glen, Sex and the City, Miami 7, LA 7, Hollywood 7, Viva S Club.....I likes my S club, BBC Wales Today (I like to perve on Derek the weather man), Baywatch.

Books:

Harry Potter, Ben Elton books and Making Waves by David Hasselhoff!

Heroes:

John Cage, Cher, Celine, Sage and Onion, Andi Peters, Lizo Mzimba, PC Plum, Bob the Builder, the Hoff, Fleming, the Oogga Chaka Baby, Kylie and Jason, Andrew Marr, Derek the weather dude, Miffy, Geeky Bloke

My Blog

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Today I found in the depths of my CD collection, an album entitled The Best Briving Rock Ballads. So I whacked it into my CD player and was highly amused to find Life on Mars on there. I started wonde...
Posted by Fifi the severdeer on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST

In the words of Patrick Smash, that was ther best day of my life...EVER!!! (Thunderpants)

Yesterday was my last day at CBBC and I was all sad and depressed until around 4pm when I got a phone call on my way back to the office. It was a private number and I fully expected it to be one of th...
Posted by Fifi the severdeer on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:39:00 PST

Bloody Eurovision

Hum, I did not aprove one little bit about the goings on of last night. I blame the semi-finals myself, it illuminates all the cheese and leaves all the boring songs that make you want to slit your wr...
Posted by Fifi the severdeer on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:46:00 PST

A word of advice

Never stab yourself on the soul of your foot with a cocktail stick....it's very painfull and bleeds lots!
Posted by Fifi the severdeer on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:09:00 PST

It's all a bit wrong and sick in the head

For six years now I've been quite nonplussed at all those people who rave about the Radcliffe. I couldn't see the fascination with a weedy looking boy whose idea of acting was nodding and shaking his ...
Posted by Fifi the severdeer on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST

A very exciting phone call!

Today, just as I was starting to get stressed out about the fact that I had nowhere to go for work based learning (it starts on April 30th) I got a phone call. It started like this: "Hello my name's J...
Posted by Fifi the severdeer on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:05:00 PST

Shock horror!

OK so it's been a while since I last posted a blog but I felt an overwhelming urge to after seeing Sergent Alan Stiger or how ever you spell his name, smiling even thought he has nothing to be smiling...
Posted by Fifi the severdeer on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:44:00 PST

I think I'm in love...

...with Daniel Craig's bottom! It's just.....so.....EDDIBLE! My god it's gorgeous! I think I may have to spend every last penny I own on repeatedly going to the cinema and watching him rolling around ...
Posted by Fifi the severdeer on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST

27/11...The day I met Take That!

Well it all started at 10pm on Sunday night. The original plan included staying at Jo's Grandma's until 1am then make our way to HMV but she persuaded us to get there at 10 instead. So we trundled int...
Posted by Fifi the severdeer on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST

...and they say the youth of today are disgraceful!

Today on my walk home from town I witnessed an old lady who was walking infront of me with a load of bags walking too closely to another old lady on a shop mobilty scooter coming the other way and thi...
Posted by Fifi the severdeer on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:15:00 PST