PART 1: TODAY'S BEDTIME STORY
Little Red Riding Hood vs The Terminator.
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Red Riding Hood. She was on her way to her grandma's
house with a basket of goodies when she was stopped by the Terminator. "Where is the big bad
wolf today?" she asked. "I shot him" replied the Terminator. "And if you don't run fast enough,
I will shoot you too" he added. And with that, the Terminator shot Red Riding Hood and ate her
entire basket of goodies.
THE END.
Moral of the story: Not all fairy tales have a happy ending on the second plane. hehehehehh
Coming up next: Cinderella's Zombie Island Adventure!
PART 2: FAQ SECTION
Q: Why are you called Auto?
A: Modified version of Autobon Electric. It came to me when I had nothing else better to do but to drive down LaBrea ave. staring at half-ass signs pinned over over priced Auto repair shops specializing in forigne cars.
Q: Are those lips real?
A: Last time I checked...yes!
Q: Why is it that you don't have to work?
A: Coz I'm lazy and I'm heir to a billion dollar Manhattan islander conglomerate...hahah!
Q: Do you think Micheal Jackson is guilty?
A: If the media doesn't have a solid answer to this than how the hell can the the rest of the world know the true verdict unless they ask him them selves, and I don't know about every one else but I'm asking myself [i just hope i remember the question].
Q: Do you have anyone on your shit list?
A: Portland MAX transit.
Q: What turns you on?
A: Italian schoolboys who drive vespas.
Q: Do you think Paris Hilton is hot?
A: as long as she keep her mouth shut.
Q: What annoys you the most?
A: people who refuse to think, gossip, backtracking, people who abuse there power.. like PDX airport security and anyone else related who think parading someone around an airport with handcuffs, leaving one tightly positioned around the left risk bone so that any unnecessary movement would guarantee breaking it. This would only lead to more unnecessary abuse prob physical violence before taking you to the hospital was an option they could carry out instead of leaving you there in the airport jail over night just to prove a point that there right and I'm wrong.
PART 3: COOL FACTS ABOUT AUTO
1. Auto is not straight.
2. Auto is phychic
[long story so don't ask]
2. Auto is ambidextrous
3. Auto likes dogs
4. Auto love chocolate
5. Auto love writeing
6. Auto love Acting more than Painting, sculpting, Music, photography, Home Depot, sand casting, crocheting, Prada, and what ever else related that I'm skilled at only for the soul reason of detraction along with boredom... though all not in vain just had to redo my priorities and location.
Who I Want to Meet: you know who you are and that time will come when it ready.. either now or really soon.
People liveing on the east side Manhattan.
