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The Elephant Man

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About Me

Hey, my name is Alex. I'm not going to tell you what school I go to because Myspace is filled with 40 year old male rapists. =D I like playing guitar. I am in the band The Scurves. I love movies, especially horror. I decided to put my AIM sn up because I haven't been getting many messages from 40 yr. old rapists in a while - xxHNDRXGUITRSTxx

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My Interests

guitar, music, photoshop, movies, indie shit

I'd like to meet:

Brad Fuckin' Neely, Marc. M, and someone with Elephantitis.

Music:

indie, surf, psychedelic, jazz psychobilly, rockabilly, blues, ska folk, punk, "microcomputer bloop bloop"Current Top 5 (no specific order; except for 1.): 1. Two Gallants - The Black Keys - Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Totally Radd!! - The White StripesAgent Orange Arcade Fire Arctic Monkeys The Badlanderz Beirut The Bel-Airs Billy Talent Blue Oyster Cult The Centurions Chingón cold war kids The Cramps David Bowie Deadboy & The Elephantmen Death From Above - 1979 Deftones Dethklok Dick Dale & His Del-Tones Dragonforce (haha) DVDA Eagles of Death Metal Easy Star All Stars Electric Six The Ghastly Ones Godspeed You! Black Emperor Gogol Bordello Hard-Fi Holding On To Sound Interpol John 5 The Lively Ones The Mars Volta Matt and Kim Mogwai My Morning Jacket Of Montreal Panther People in Planes Pinback Queens of the Stoneage Ratatat The Revels Rob Zombie She Wants Revenge The Shins Silversun Pickups Snowden Social Distortion Stevie Ray Vaughan Tenacious D Thee Swank Bastards The Thermals Those Poor Bastards TV on the Radio The Ventures We Are Scientists The Willowz Wolf Parade Xiu Xiu"i spent the winter on the verge of a total breakdown while living in norway i felt the darkness of the black metal bands but being such a faun of a man i didn't burn down any old churches just slept way too much just slept" After countless returns I have finally gotten this amp and it rocks my vagina every night. My next purchase, I'm going to get some DP now."My girlfreind says, I can't wear her clothes anymore. She says, I look just like a 10 dollar whore."

Movies:

Horror, Horror, and Whores.Current Top 5 (no specific order): - 8mm - 28 Days Later... - Leon (The Professional) - Hostel - V for Vendetta2001 Maniacs 28 Days Later... 28 Weeks Later... 8mm A History of Violence American History X Army of Darkness Black Hawk Down Boondock Saints Borat Brain Dead (Dead Alive) Cabin Fever The Chumscrubber City of God Click (yeah, I cried... so what?) Collateral Con Air The Crow The Da Vinci Load (yes, the porno.) Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai Grindhouse (Werewolf Women of the S.S. was genius) The Hills Have Eyes House of 1,000 Corpses Jackass: The Movie Jackass: Number Two Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2 Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (No, not an asian porno.) Leon (The Professional) Mad Max The Matrix The Matrix Reloaded The Omega Man Orgazmo (watch it, you won't regret it) Pulp Fiction The Punisher Ravenous Romper Stomper Running Scared (OMG! Paul Walker, no! I thought this was 2 Fast 2 Furious) Saw I, II, III Se7en Smokin' Aces (and soon to be porno Smokin' Asses) Suicide Kings True Romance The Warriors Weapons of Ass Destruction (yet again...) The Weather ManPretty much anything Tarantino was involved with (Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Sin City, Hostel, True Romance, etc.)And anything Guy Pearce acted in (Ravenous, Memento, The Proposition).HOORAH SECTION.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Adult Swim Comedy Central FX IFC Playboy TVCan't get any better than that.The 4400 Arrested Development ATHF Best Week Ever Chappelle Show (Fuck Mencia) Con The Contender Dexter The Dive Family Guy Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law Heroes Home Movies KORGOTH of Barbaria Lost Metalocalypse Mission Hill Nip/Tuck Penn & Teller: Bullshit Prison Break Reno 911! Scrubs Sealab 2021 South Park Squidbillies Subterranean Tom Goes to the Mayor The Venture Bros.

Books:

Darren Shan Frank Miller Graphic Novels Maddox Philip K. DickA Scanner Darkly The Alphabet of Manliness Cirque Du Freak Series The Elephant Man Harrison Bergeron The Punisher The Running Man (greatest Arnold S. movie ever) Sin City The Star Rover Tesla: Man out of Time V for Vendetta

Heroes:

Eli Roth and porn