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Jeffraum

...interesting and arrogant

About Me



I'm Jeffraum
I kiss like a lover
but i fuck like a slut... ...and what.


I'm back in delaware for awhile.
the rest doesn't matter.

If this all doesn't say enough about me, than come looking for more... my aim screen name is jeffreyesque.

Signing off "I’m alright in bed but I’m better with a pen"
The kid was alright but it went to his head

My Interests

me, pop, homestarrunner.com, manipulation, dawn undercover, emo, drinking, taco bell, conversation, girls who wear brown, girls who sing and play guitar but not fat or dikey looking girls who sing about other girls, changing, writing, leaving.

I'd like to meet:

no fatties.
I'd like to not meet anyone who takes me too serious.
I want to meet the next lisa loeb. Cute and quirky who plays guitar and sings and writes and is normal. or...
people who i can roll with. anyone who is like early to mid twenties who wants to hang out and do shit other than sit at home.
because.
i don't want to sit at home.
let me know if you want to be in my crew.
(copyright 1982.)

Music:

i don't like music. Just what I write and some other random stuff.
The Unstoppables
www.myspace.com/theunstoppables
DraumA
www.myspace.com/drauma, Dawn Undercover, Ritter

Movies:

Garden State, Fight Club, American Beauty, The Princess Bride, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Office Space, Donnie Darko, Vanilla Sky, American History X, Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, Before Sunrise, boondock saints.

Television:

CSI. chappelle's show. mr show with bob and david. family guy. upright citizens brigade. simpsons. the critic. SNL. mad TV. south park. new additions: house, scrubs, weeds, the office

Books:

Perks of Being a Wallflower, Watership Down, The Princess Bride, Choke and ANYTHING by chuck, Orange Crush and ANYTHING Tim Dorsey, The Book of Joe and anything jonathan tropper has written.

Heroes:

Jeffraum, Jim Halpert, Kiel Drake, Fred Drake

My Blog

Heckling The Hecklers - a shot story

this is a rough draft of a short story i'm doing for school, feel free to let me know what you think of it!   Heckling The Hecklers By Jeffraum ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft...
Posted by Jeffraum on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:46:00 PST

Out Of Love - the barrel... a short story

hey... i started this a couple months ago, and finished it this morning... it's still in very rough draft format... i'm just curious of what everyone things.. certainly anyone who knows me knows ...
Posted by Jeffraum on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:05:00 PST

Chasing The Ghost - Three Short Stories

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Posted by Jeffraum on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:52:00 PST

My Talk with God

copied this word for word from http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html   Me: sup.God:Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.Me: yeah. i'm pretty awesome.God:Do you st...
Posted by Jeffraum on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:15:00 PST

By the time you read this... ill be gone...

wow... how dramatic did that subject sound? as anyone who probably cares enough to read this knows, a big part of my current life is leaving... and that's what i'm doing... so i won't be around until ...
Posted by Jeffraum on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:22:00 PST

Erotica... the sequel.

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Posted by Jeffraum on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:41:00 PST

My Erotica... finally for public eyes. part 1.

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Posted by Jeffraum on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:39:00 PST

Deserted Island

the following is a shortr story i wrote this morning.  i've been tinkering with the idea for awhile, and just woke up and decided now would be a good time to jot it down.   it's mostly a rou...
Posted by Jeffraum on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:20:00 PST

Why i quit drinking...

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=62pyps9 I fucked up my ankle pretty good. by using it as a foot. three times. so now i'm done drinking for awhile.  i ask any of my friends to not discourage such ...
Posted by Jeffraum on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:34:00 PST

temporary service...

so now that ihave internet again, let me briefly keep anyone who cares up to date.  i'm not in africa, i'm not in guam. i'm nowhere exciting. just hawaii. no big deal. the bottom line is, i'm fan...
Posted by Jeffraum on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:21:00 PST