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what can i say...
i'm a typical story...
ya know...
girl goes to a state college.
girl goes onto the five year plan.
girl goes into debt.
but i'm the girl you'll never be.
if i've got one talent in this world,
it's recommending books.
seriously. just about any genre.
after all my massive years spent in intellectual persuits (i.e. i spent a lot of time getting educated)
i have decided i either want to be:
a secretary
or
a magician's assisstant.
i leave the worst phone messages ever. no lie. you can test me on it some time.
i live and breathe for duke basketball.
along with
baseball, football, mma, tennis, and of course curling.
i like sports... a lot... but i gave up the sports writing career due to my extreme biasts.
i have an extensive vocabulary.
i use a lot of words.
i love words.
and i talk... a... lot.
i talk in my sleep too. eyes open and everything.
but... asleep.
i'm a huge fan of Pauly Shore movies:
do not judge me soley based on that.
my heart is bigger than yours... do not take advantage of that.
"caffeine addiction" doesn't even cover it.
there's too much blood in my caffeine system.
i work really really hard.
and i play really really hard.
and somehow i never seem to get to sleep.
i'm like the cruise director when it comes to road trips.
i take a lot of road trips.
i'm going to grow up to be a pta mom.
i always get the "church giggles"
ya know...
uncontrollable, body-shaking laughter at terribly inappropriate moments.
i love grammar.
i promise not to judge you on your grammar (probably), but i will eagerly help you with any proofreading.
go on: make my day.
i'm really terrible at spelling.
and i love my girls...
go out on the town and you'll know us:
we're the girls dancing on top of the table we just drank you under.
good girls are made of sugar and spice...
we're made of jager and ice.
pretty girls turn heads:
mine break necks.
we may have graduated,
sold out to the man,
work 9-5,
party very little,
and hardly ever see each other,
we still know where we stand.
this is true love.
i try to remember to stay open... who knows...
LIGHTNING COULD STRIKE!
care to know more?
me too.
IM me at... crossmyHARTE.
