Cruyffians |
I'm feeling lazy today, but I'll post something meaningful this weekend.
In the meantime, I will leave you with some choice sayings from Dutch football legend Johan Cruyff. They're either brilliant i...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:59:00 PST |
Duck and Cover : Yeah Right! |
I can't understand how anyone would think this could protect them in a nuclear attack. Duck and Cover! ...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:16:00 PST |
Jonathan, Do You Juggle Chainsaws? |
No I don't.
Allow me to repeat that, for those in the nosebleeds:
NO I DO NOT JUGGLE CHAINSAWS!!!
I have no earthly idea why people still ask me this.
It's always like clockwork. Whenever my hobby co...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST |
Farewell Ann : Quotes From the Coolest Governer Ever |
I'm in a hurry, and I'll try not to be too hagiographic, but I've pulled some choice words from the dearly departed Ann Richards, which you can read below.I had the opportunity to see her speak at a f...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:39:00 PST |
Facial Hair |
You know you've seen it, but you never really want to admit it. What is it with guys and facial hair? Personally, I always get on it once a year, but for a week or two I just lose the motivation for ...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:58:00 PST |
My First Magazine Subscription |
Outstanding! I have decided to celebrate my move by subscribing to some magazines. I've never actually done this before, so I may be overreacting a bit, but I'm quite excited. A list of what will be ...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:40:00 PST |
How to Have a "Final Destination" Moment in Newmarket |
Well, its quite easy actually, and for those of you in Auckland, this is very easy if you are in my neck of the woods.
As you may know, Final Destination is a teen horror pot-boiler that consis...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:43:00 PST |
New Pet Shop Boys Album |
Well, it's finally arrived. It's been almost 4 years, but the Pet Shop Boys have managed to churn out another proper studio album. I would probably forgive them in this case. They've been up to a lot ...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:27:00 PST |
To The Folks in Ghana Who Keep Trying to Buy Stuff From Me |
Good Afternoon,I am writing you to express my concern of a sudden rise in an alarming case of internet fraud which seems to be perpetrated by citizens of your nation.This comes as a great surprise to ...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:05:00 PST |
Under My Thumb |
Despite my rather hectic lifestyle, and my overwhelming desire to travel outside the comforrt zone of my original area code, I've been blessed with a lack of major personal injury. Aside from a couple...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:26:00 PST |
