power napper, conflicted misanthrope
Likes: Seth, Grey, ¡Lola!, Miss Moneypenny and Her Purr-Speak, Family, Sparkles, Sweet Sweet Bourbon, Purple, Burritos, Pretty Clothes & Lovely Shoes, Fluffernutters, Pals, Connect Four, Money, Crows, Starlings, Pigeons, Swallows and Chickadees, Rice Pudding, Onion Ring Salads and Onion Ring Sandwiches, Comfortable Pillows, Hot Showers, House 20, 30 or 40%, Coconut, The Butterstick Retention Program, Mac & Cheese Wif Peas, White Noise, Lemon Sorbet, Eel Skin, The Magnachanical Bull, Ginger Ale, Fresh Rosemary, Squirrel Gangs, Good Manners, Baby Animals, Clint Eastwood, Bergamot, Hatties Bennies, The Sun, Chocolate Egg Creams.
Does Not Like: Unaware Motorists, Black Licorice, No Parking Spots, Upset Stomachs, Road Kill, Pleated Pants and Pique Polos (in practice and theory), Lobster, Private Profiles (why bother?), FLIP FLOPS, Space Violaters, KEXP, Wandering Mobile Talkers, Money, Raisins, H5N1, Theft, Pulled Muscles, The Blanding of Ballard, Crushed Snails, Smudged Eyeglasses, Headaches, Killer Cherries, Open Flues, Dried Fruit, Excessive Public Grooming (plucking, picking, shaving, clipping), Dirty Dishes, No Mixers, Damaged Anything, Sidestepping Spittle, Panda Cam Max Capacity, Pushy Pushy People, Your Humps, Empty Teaboxes.
